Real thought hour · 9:47am Apr 18th, 2019
To figure out who controls you, start calling people ‘dicks’ out loud until someone stops you. Whoever stops you is probably a police officer wondering why the fuck you would do this. However, the police doesn’t control you, they just give really useful advice in stressful situations.
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According to all known laws of aviation-
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Time is not a river, it is a void where you are shoved in a random direction, unable to turn back due to the literal lack of anything to help you go back. You just gotta pray to God that the direction you go doesn’t lead you to being on the wrong side of Big Smoke’s Happy Meal from Cluckobell.
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Literally just posted a dumb stream of consciousness blogpost a few days ago like this. https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/853625/faffing-stream-of-consciousness