Aragon: "...You cut open your penis."

Pickleless: "I really REALLY don't like doctors."

A little something for all of you today! (Even if the links are a little dusty from their time in storage.)

If you want to see my deranged ideas:

Horizon is an evil genius — in which Themaskedferret shares the drink menu from the author party at Babscon, along with the drink descriptions that I wrote to go with the bad-writing-trope names.

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* not a Dave and Buster's

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Let's try this again. After yesterday's miserable attempt, I'm going to be working on Chapter 6 and y'all are welcome to see!

Horse words in progress!

Want to chat?

The more I see Celestia on camera in show, the more I realize she's a cheesy dip.

The more I think about how she lacks certain social skills at moments and seems to just grandma mask, the more past things more impressive, you know?

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Tentative Title: Wearing the Inside Out. Yes that's a Pink Floyd reference. It continues with my weird obsession to make a lot of music references in things and at least for a body swap story its not titled "Freaky Friday" or something derivative.

But yeah I have always tended to see Rainbow liking cute stuff in private and Fluttershy having a more assertive streak every once in a while- I do still run some ideas from way far back when I really started writing pony.

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However, despite that, I do have some good news for once. I have finished the first chapter in Part 6 of "Elements", and have begun working on another. Why is it not posted yet? I'm still trying (in vain) to have some sort of backlog of chapters so that when the story gets going again, I can at least supply all of you (two or three) readers with regular-ish content. The next chapter is about halfway done with the

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... and while the reception was small, that isn't going to discourage me. I've got a few more in my pocket, ready to be shown, and a few left to do. It's all coming to a close, and I can't thank my few readers enough for taking the time to check it out thus far.

I promise, though... If I ever start up another big project like this, I will do my damnedest to have a LOT more content in the backlog before I start posting or making promises. Count on that.

I'm attempting to mash together VTM type junk and FiM.

Here, have a teaser image.

Oh and also I'm moving soon. Eugh.

I did something weird last year -- I wrote more stories than I published.

The extra three just kind of sat in my Google Drive. Good stories, all of them. Written as part of the Writeoff competition, and taking two gold medals and a bronze between them. But then the contests ended and instead of doing the usual with them – publishing them on FimFiction – they just went back in my files.

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Have you heard the news?

Fimfiction is changing its name to Fimfaction.

That is all. I'm so sorry.

Well, I've gone two months into 2022 without posting anything here. Let's change that!

…So, yeah. January was a surprisingly busy month for me IRL, so I wasn't all that productive on the writing side of things. I was planning to get something done during the month's tail end, but the one-two punch of Seattle's Angels and the Royal Canterlot Library closing their doors knocked that wind right back out of my sails. It's been billowing on and off ever since, I'm afraid.

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None of you have ever told me about She-Ra. And I feel betrayed. How dare you keep this amazing show from me? How dare you? How dare you hide Catra from me?

Yeaaah... so I spent the last week or so binge-watching all 5 season of She-Ra instead of doing anything else productive. And I don't regret it. I mean look at them! I love them. Catgirl lesbian for the win. Also Adora's pretty cool too.

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Go read it! The last chapter drops tomorrow.

I will now retreat back into writing assignments and horsewords.

Hey!

Long time no post. I'll keep the important part short and sweet. Compati is officially resuming. The whole of the story is written and tidied up, so no more issues with a posting schedule. I'll be posting every Monday and Friday, including today. A few things to note:

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Hi.

If you think Putin's invasion of Ukraine is just or right, or even kinda balanced because you think there's a good excuse, go fuck yourself.

If you're a fan of people who think so (Trump, Tucker Carlson), go fuck yourself.

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"Scenes From A Hat" has now been updated so that each chapter title lists the genre and characters relevant to each story, so readers can skip stories that do not interest them and focus on the ones that do. After all, no one story is going to be everyone's cup of tea. So if you've skipped "Scenes" before, it should be easier to hop into it now and pick out the shorts you like! And if you check below the break, I've got a list of each short story and its premise in case any

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Hi!
It's been a while. But I wanted to let people who were asking (and everyone else) know a neat thing!

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My mom was staying over to help us out last week, and now my daughter has a long weekend, and yes, having family around makes it impossible to write incest porn. You didn't think I was into actual relatives, did you?

So anyway, what I have so far is good tho. Hopefully, I'll get it done for Thursday or Friday. More soon.