A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Aragon: "...You cut open your penis."
Pickleless: "I really REALLY don't like doctors."
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hah!
Go to the doctor.
Why would you do that?! Seriously what part of do no harm do these doctors not understand?
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No.
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It was me, not the doctor.
My advice...don't cut open your penis.
That will be $350 for consultation.
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It was more on why would you cut open your penis and why that would ever be recommended. Note this is what they do when an erection lasts more the 4 hours. So don't take vigara kids!
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Heeeeeey~
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guess you can say that he was in quite a pickle