Crystal Prep Gets Bulldozed and Replaced With An "Upscale" Chuck 'E Cheese's* · 9:44pm Dec 10th, 2016

* not a Dave and Buster's

Last night, I had this really ridiculous dream that I might actually make into a random comedy fic. Apparently, Sci-Twi quitting Crystal Prep, plus the whole Friendship Games incident, made the whole school go under. As if that wasn't humiliating in and of itself, Cinch had to sell the land to Chuck 'E Cheese's so they could make an experimental "upscale" version. The Humane Seven go there once it opens and as per Equestria Girls tradition, Sugarcoat gets so mad about Crystal Prep getting replaced with this arcade that she turns into a she-demon. A she-demon that Rainbow really does not want to fight for once because it also happens to be an animatronic she-demon. And Rainbow claims her video gaming habits have nothing to do with her being scared of animatronics and that she's had this fear since she was a kid. (Suuuure, Gamer Rainbow...)

So if this makes it into a really ridiculous and unbelievably pointless fic, running gags would be:
* Rainbow is not afraid of animatronics.
* "Upscale" always being in quotation marks and the more "adult" parts consisting only of a hastily-constructed fancy restaurant in the middle of all the kiddie attractions.
* Everypony thinking that Dave and Buster's already did the "upscale arcade" idea, only for Rarity to correct them that no, Dave and Buster's is not "upscale."
* The phrase "'upscale' Chuck 'E Cheese's" becoming synonymous with "Dave and Buster's" anyway.

Should I actually write this thing or should I just leave it to the "dreams are weird" folder and never touch it again? Please know, however, that I am absolutely keeping the blog post title as the story title should I write it, because that title would put it in the Featured List and it's also just hilarious.

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