Spike thought that if a pony had checked out a book or printed a page once, they could be trusted to do it again without supervision. Spike was horribly wrong.
Shortly before a mission starts, a palace functionary asks the Bearers to consider the medical circumstances under which they would prefer to die. It's a perfectly normal question. It's also something nopony ever wants to think about.
Having to wait for the now-healthy twins to be discharged from the hospital has made Pinkie... bored. The adminstration isn't going to like her when she’s bored...
What's so special about the traveling casino which just set up its tent in the Everfree? You can't lose. As long as you keep playing, you're guaranteed to at least break even. As Twilight and Pinkie discover, the problems only start when you stop...
On a field trip to Canterlot, the Cutie Mark Crusaders hear the story of a 'once in a generation' mark. They would do anything it takes to get their mark. Even if it means working with and cooking meat...
In which Rarity learns that her ideal mane-and-tail shampoo has gone out of production forever and so experiences a perfectly reasonable (and logical!) series of reactions.
There's probably a perfectly reasonable response to seeing a glowing tortoise slowly making his solitary way across the Trottingham fairgrounds. Pity about the local lack of perfectly reasonable ponies.
What do you do when you're ridiculously fertile? As in '95% chance of pregnancy for every intercourse, minimum'? For Celestia, she handles it like she does every other problem: make it somepony else's.
In which the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide that they will be in estrus exactly once in their lives, for an hour and a half, starting tomorrow, and so fail both biology and life forever. (Did I mention this was still Crackfic Week?)
What, you've never heard of Shutterfly? The print shop owner who can print a picture on just about anything? There may be a reason for that. A really annoying reason.
For most residents of the Equestra Retirement Community, the only thing to do is wait around to die. But if you're new, just inherited Bungalow 4G, and feel curious enough to investigate, there's always the horseshoe pits around midnight.