There's no point in beating around the bush on this one. This week we have Jake The Army Guy!!!! One of the most requested guests EVER! Put in some damn good questions, or drop and give me 20. Not 20 Questions. Oh lord please don't.

.... Watch it.

If you missed the last podcast, then we have good news! We have a ton of ways you can catch back up! For last week's cast, check out below!

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Wowie. I'm first? [Skip to the bold if you wanna get to the point, podcasters!!!]

I dunno what to ask you, to be honest.

Only questions I can think of relate to that shipping contest I did because that Make Spike Suffer contest upsetted you too much.

Hmmmmm...Oh! I got some~

You're in the US Army. My brother was in the Navy for one year but had to be discharged and sent back home.
* What do you think of the US Navy?

I noticed your bio says Best Character: Spike. Either your bio is outdated, I'm reading it wrong, or I'm glad to be talking to a Spike fan~
* What's your favorite Spike episode?
[Ignore this question if you're actually not a Spike fan, thank you]

I can tell by your one thousand followers that not much people know you.
* Out of all the people who are following you, which one are you glad that he/she is following you?

According to your bio, you also like Die Hard! Sorry that "A Good Day to Die Hard" sucked. :(
* If Bruce Willis agreed to guest star in MLP, what would his role be?

That's all the questions I can come up with. Sorry.
Enjoy the podcast, Jacob!

What happened to Jake, from Statefarm?

What story were you most glad to finish? Any that you were sad to finish?
Got any advice to people who want to begin writing?
Any authors you would like to collab with?

Top five ships (I mean any ships )?
Will you join me in declaring war on fidget spinners?
Would you read a story called "Dragon Tits"?
Would you read a story about dragon tits?

For the Barcast members:

Priest: Office Love when? You promised us another chapter would be up a couple days ago. Don't make us sad. Also, you can leave the locker, the alien just wants to hug you.

Pencil: You did nothing wrong; therefore, I can only ask why you didn't do anything wrong.

Enigma: Why?

Flam: Do you like concentrated juice?

1. You be thottin'?

2. Do you happen to possess the common courtesy to bestow a reachy-roundy upon a fortunate fellow in whose rectum you are currently pistoning your pink-helmeted yogurt slinger into?

3. Would you happen to find anything remotely amusing about the name... Cockulus Maximus the Terrible Taliwhacker of Tripoli?

4. Is there any military equipment that was supposed to be awesome but when you handled it, was actually a turd sandwich?

5. You are dropped behind enemy lines. Your task: eliminate the local enemy commander. You can spare no weight, so you are dropped the following for equipment: "Designated" brand toilet paper from India, a single poison dart that'll kill a person instantly by exploding his penis or imploding her vaGina, and a shitty flute. How do you make America proud?

Fuck, Marry, Kill: the Air Force, the Navy, the Marines?

If you could press a magic button and instantly be promoted/demoted to any rank, what would you be and why?

And since this thread is filling up fast with army-related questions, something different:
What do you look for when you're choosing a ponyfic to pleasure-read?

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First off, thank you for your service, Jake

Now, why do you think SpiKe gets so much crap on the site?

In view that you held a contest on the subject...which is your favourite obscure pairing?
What is your rank?
What is the crossover you want to exist (but hasn't been created yet)?

To Jake The Army Guy:
What's your funniest anecdote?
Would you a thingpone?
Now that we've had the smash hit The Emoji Movie, the obvious next step is to capitalise upon another youth phenomenon and produce The Fidget Spinner Movie. What would be the plot of that movie, and why is this an absolutely brilliant idea?
Coke Zero Vanilla?
To everyone:
At the end of this month will be the first anniversary of the Ocalhoun interview, which, as far as I can recall, was the first episode of the then-Good HiE Podcast that I ever saw live. To mark the occasion, I am considering getting a Barcast tattoo. It will only be something small, probably on my arm or maybe my back, so that it's not too visible or ostentatious.

So, my question is, what sort of design would you recommend? Unfortunately I don't have the room or money to get a design of everyone, and I couldn't possibly pick just one of your beautiful OCs to insert permanently and indelibly under my skin, so I'm thinking maybe a picture of one of the mugs from the FiMFic group logo, with "Barcast" written above or below it. That seems like the level of subtlety I'm going for. But what do you all think?

What's your favorite non-MLP franchise?

Ever write for other fandoms besides MLP?

Are you the Army Guy? or simply the Army Guy?

If you could, would you?

Hey Jake. Bit of a stupid question, but is it illegal to step on ants?
I'm asking because I was walking home earlier and I saw an ant on the back of a puppy, so naturally I stomped on it in order to protect the puppy from contracting ant-zheimer's or something; but when I did people started to run at me and then proceeded to say and do some rather hurtful things to me. So I'm just curious as to what I did wrong, and since you're an army guy you might have some understanding of the law and if I did anything wrong.

OK, I'VE BEEN PUT IN A HOSPITAL. I THINK IT MUST BE RECENTLY BUILT AND I 'M THE FIRST PATIENT BECAUSE THEY CALL ME PATIENT ZERO. REALLY, MY LUCK IS TURNING AROUND. FIRST, I GET IN AN ORGY. THEN, I GET TO BE CURED BY THE BEST TEAM OF SPECIALISTS. IT'S LIKE THE WORLD REALISED THAT I HAD CAT AIDS AND WANTED TO CURE IT. ANYWAY, I'M HEARING ABOUT AN EPIDEMIA. SHOULD I WORRY?

How confused have you made your recruits feel?

What's your opinion on soldiers in equestria fics?

1. you get stuck in horse town what do ?
2. whats your favorite video game ?
3. whats your favorite boss fight ?
4. have you accepted Skeletor the master of the universe into your heart?
5. i need to know for a friend what's the best way to win the battlefield?
6. do you even Praise Bro ?

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Firstly, sorry again for my delays in judging the unusual shipping contest.

Secondly, in the highly unlikely event that you run out of adorable Applejack pictures, will that mean you won't be able to post more blogs?

For Jake:

MacDash, eh? Sell me on MacDash. What's so great about MacDash?

Alright, alright, you've convinced me. What's your favorite MacDash story, for research purposes?

You do a bunch of military brony stuff (FOB Equestria, etc). Do any of your IRL brothers-in-arms know about your hobby? Know about your writing? Do they have any thoughts about it, if so?

Looking over your profile, I see you wrote a Conversion Bureau fic in 2017. 2017. What were you smoking?

For anonpencil:

Why do you write anon stories? What draws you to that... genre? Is it a genre? I don't know. Some of the other hosts write them too sometimes, but you write them almost exclusively -- what up with that?

If you could pick one of your stories for everyone to read, which would it be?

Who is Tweak and why is he a better author than you?

What's the best way to have a grilled cheese?

Boop

Snake The Normie Spy:
1) Best Princess?

2) Is there any story you regret writing, even if you didn't post it?

3) Which schoolfilly (Or colt, I don't judge. Faggot.) would you cram your penis into? Non-sexually* of course.

4) What is your favorite episode if you have one?

5) Favorite author on Fimfic?

*overused maymay

Erlenmeyer:
1) Someone please tell Alex the tattoo is a bad idea.

2) What is your favorite uncommon/non-standard ship? (less popular Mane 6 pairings don't count. Eg: Flutterjack, Raripie)

3) Kill best pony, or rape second best pony? And none of that unconscious sex for rape. That's pussy shit. Second best pony will know they're being raped. They don't have to know it's you if you can come up with a plan for that.

Nothin' personnel, kids.

Firstly, Semper Filly fellow Military Brony, and congratulations on 1000 followers.

1. Who is best pony?
2. Why is it Applejack?
3. Would you prefer to cuddle Applejack sexually or non? (May I remind you that you are under oath!)
4. For the viewers who have yet to discover you, could you sum up Under A Luminous Sky in one sentence?
5. What is it with bat ponies?
6. Speaking of the Army, if you were armed with a Swiss Army knife which army would you wield it with, left or right?

And now
It's time for questions with Vylon!

err, or not?

Ooh! Do the story about scaring the crap out of the knife-wielding denizens of Georgia!

1) Do you prefer your MLP action stories to have serious or light-hearted action?

2) Have any of your superiors ever trolled you about MLP?

3) If you were allowed to spray paint a M1 Abrams which pony would you put on it?

4) Would you go to a Ponyville Cabaret show?

5) If you were a pony what would you rather have: a horn, wings, or a bigger schlong?

What would you rather do?

6) Go out and have a beer with Luna or have afternoon tea with Celestia?

7) Work on the farm next to AJ or go pranking with RD?

8) Have Shining Armor as your superior or have Flash Sentry as your subordinate?

9) Serve as a Drill instructor for recruit Rarity or recruit Pinkie Pie?

10) Go on a friendship mission with Twilight Sparkle or have a wrestling match with Fluttershy?

Where is the restart button?

Please for the love of god, where is the restart button?

May I please have a hug?

If you could punch one story on this website in the theoretical face which one would you punch?

to all:
Did you ever visited Middlesex?

Hello Jake the Army guy, I got a few questions for you.
1. do you play Battlefield, either BF4, Hardline, or Battlefield 1? if so whats you favorite weapon(s) and vehicle(s)
2. what is the best and worst crossover ships?
3. who is Worst Pony, and why?
4 do you know what a food pony is? if so which food ponies would you nibble and take a sip from if it was possible?
5. Fuck/Kill/Marry: Nightmare moon, Daybreaker, Eris
6. have you read Marine in Equestria?
The Bar cast and guest:
1. Jake, you and the bar cast has been given a mission to either capture a fortress for 10B, or destroy it for 5B. its being used as a main HQ for the enemy you have a few options to do this;
A. go stealthy and kill all the enemies like its Assassins Creed.
B. go Loud and grab whatever weapons you want to use, even if its old as dirt.
C. do both like its that one battlefield mission.
2. which 3 object ponies would you use every day for a month until they went back home? (examples: PC pony and Fidget spinner pony)
3. Priest: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? spoiler about 711 pounds on a good day.

Does there need to be more female human x stallion fics?

Would you bend over for Rarity to take your measurements? (Just bending over, no futa penis)

Does Rainbow's cum taste like skittles?

Have the viewers started making assumptions yet, seeing as both Pencil and I are missing?

Jake, if you had to choose out of any stallion in MLP, main character or background (*cough* Applejack *cough*), even in R63, who would you choose?

Have an adorable Applejack.

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PENCIL AND ENIGMA HAVE ELOPED TO MEXICO

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Y'all be shacking up.

Jake, 1v1 me?