You inform your brain that it’s time to turn on the charm.
You wiggle your eyebrows provocatively, just like your friend Earl told you to do. “Flutterbitch, we’re-”
“WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!”
You wince at your mistake. Perhaps there’s a reason your friend Earl is in prison on charges of sexual assault. “Okay, that came out wrong. Let me start over…”
> Be assertive! Tell her who’s boss!
> This behavior calls for a bit of intervention. Let her know how she’s hurting others.
> Be adorable to the point of puking.
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arggggggggggggg
still can't decide
I love this protagonist. It has the dorkiness of the Brony Hero, but he isn't a complete douchebag.