//------------------------------// // 28 // Story: You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom // by RatherHomely //------------------------------// You inform your brain that it’s time to turn on the charm. You wiggle your eyebrows provocatively, just like your friend Earl told you to do. “Flutterbitch, we’re-” “WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!” You wince at your mistake. Perhaps there’s a reason your friend Earl is in prison on charges of sexual assault. “Okay, that came out wrong. Let me start over…” > Be assertive! Tell her who’s boss! > This behavior calls for a bit of intervention. Let her know how she’s hurting others. > Be adorable to the point of puking.