Tired of his sister being ignored by a certain member of his guard, Prince Shining Armor sends Flash Sentry to Ponyville to learn how to be a proper homosexual. There, he will learn from the best of the best in all of Equestria and learn the true meaning of homosexuality.

Co-author: lunarbronie

The legendary Nigel Thornberry is brought to Equestria by unknown forces and now must rely on the help from the ponies to return home, however circumstances and fate might have other plans.

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This is a story idea I've had in my head for awhile and I've finally motivated myself into writing it.

Edited by PoisonedArrow

When a narrator dude and his film crew's documentary goes horribly wrong, they're killed by queen Elizabeth's corgis and are punished by God for being atheists. You might say they'll burn in hell for ever, but you're wrong! God was bored of that cliche, so he decided to send the film crew to Equestria so they can make a documentary to entertain God's son, Jesus! Art work by Ethesto
Part of the Chess Game of the Gots series canon.
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Steel Song is a lot of things. Earth pony. Uncle. Professional bodyguard.

Retired.

So when he receives a mysterious package from Princess Luna a few weeks after the changeling invasion, he's understandably apprehensive. More-so when he presents himself before the Royal Diarchs to find that not only do they desire him to come out of retirement, but to take command of a most unusual position...

A position that may have more significance than any of them suspect. Because strange thefts are occurring on the Equestrian Railway, thefts that nopony can explain. Thefts that may have far more sinister intentions than their seemingly innocent nature may convey.

Intentions sinister enough to shift the balance of power in Equestria forever.

Book I of The Dusk Guard Saga.
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