After Rainbow Dash accidentally says the wrong two words to exactly the wrong unicorn, she learns a lesson about the power of language -- in more than one way.

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When a freak reading accident causes Twilight to be admitted to the Ponyville hospital, Rainbow Dash is right by her side. Compelled by a sense of duty and repayment, she takes it upon herself to cheer up her friend.

What started as a normal friendly visit ends up taking two ponies on a trip down memory lane that leads them both to realize their friendship began even before Rainbow Dash's first sonic rainboom.

Pinkie Pie is overjoyed when she meets a Pegasus who seems almost exactly like her.
She's fun, silly, and Pinkie's friends take an immediate liking to her.
What could possibly go wrong?

Translated into Russian here!

Mood Wings - Observations on Pegasus Body Language.

When Twilight Sparkle finds this book, she discovers an entirely new field of research. The secrets of pegasus wings lie before her, and she insists on making her own observations on the matter.

How?

Field research, of course.

Rainbow Dash just wants a bottle of Dr. Pony from the vending machine. Is that too much to ask?

When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion. With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!

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Big as a house and on the lamb with a small white kitten on his back, Snowflake is running from something- but what?

Rainbow Dash comes over to Fluttershy and teaches her something new. She was suprised the pony never did it before, but is determined to show her friend the ins and outs of the best fun anypony can have!

Applejack agreed to go to the spa with Rarity. She never agreed to getting her hooves done while her fashionista friend goes shopping.
She also never agreed to discovering a secret about the Ponyville Spa that she wished she had never discovered.

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This was something a wrote for a contest between a few friends. I didn't win, but I cleaned it up and decided to post it here for chuckles. Feedback is always appreciated!
Thanks to d2xa on Deviantart for the cover image!