In the dark forests of Tramplevania dwells a coven of vampires, led by a deadly draconequus named Discord. For many years, his only interests have been in his own survival, until he stumbles upon a beautiful mare with a heart pure enough to care for a monster like him.

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AJ Pony's review

Working nightshift for the Royal Guards is a pretty sweet gig. Deuce Pain has an easy job, a great boss, a good salary with better than average benefits, and lots of free time on his hooves.

But thanks to an outbreak of the feather flu his whole life has been turned upside down. He's gone from working nights to working days guarding Prince Blueblood.

Now he'll have to deal with assassins, angry bouncers, jilted lovers, Blueblood's stupidity, and his own sleep deprivation. Can he stay awake long enough to stay alive?

How did it all go so wrong? A DJ in a run-down apartment, with a bottle of booze, an old record and a thorough disgust with her own situation is prepared to go out in one last blaze of indulgence, reluctant to ever look back at the life she so thoroughly ruined. But was it as bad as she remembers? How could meeting one mare lead to a chain of events so drastic? How could one mysterious spark lead her into the situation that would end her life?

Sappy, over the top description over, Author's stream of consciousness begins here. This is just something that came to my mind, and I was knocking-around in my head a while. Don't know if it's any good, and it's DEFINITELY over the top, but I thought it was at the least interesting to write, since I threw away pretty much every comfort I have in my writing style.

Let me know what you think, bad or good!

Rated Teen for drug use, some cursing, and ponies trying to off themselves. Dunno if the Dark tag fits, but it's 5 in the morning (HOLY CRAP) so I'll rejudge that after I sleep on it.
Vector by MoongazePonies, because I can't art.