Queen Chrysalis has won.

With her magic now far more powerful than even Celestia's, nopony can stop her complete conquest of Equestria.

Well, maybe nopony can stop her, but one man can.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

Reading by CaptainBron3y!

When Granny Smith sends Big Mac to visit the Pie homestead, his manner of speech leads to an embarrassing misunderstanding about the nature of his visit. Can music and rock candy reconcile the matters of the heart and soul that Big Mac reveals? Or will his request to visit the Pairing Stone force one gray little pony to make a choice she'd like but doesn't want?

Sunset Shimmer didn't think twice about the assignment from her literature teacher, Mr. Turner, to read and analyze 'Harrison Bergeron' - at least, until she actually read the story and found herself fascinated with the ideas it presents. Unable to settle her thoughts, she goes to class the next day brimming with questions, only to find that Mr. Turner has the day off, and their substitute is an unusual teacher named Starlight Glimmer.

I highly suggest that anyone who has not had a chance to read
Harrison Bergeron give it a read.

Note: This story presents some of my opinions. If you disagree with something I have said, feel free to comment as I am always willing to participate in an open discussion.

I also would like to thank my wonderful Proof-Reader Song Coyote.

The Crystal Prep 5 (aka Sunny Flare, Lemon Zest, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, and Indigo Zap) may be friends, but their personalities couldn't be any more different, causing them to occasionally clash. When they go to a local party though, they meet some guys who have very similar traits to their own. Two other students, Neon Lights and Moon Dancer, take notice of this and decide to hook them up. Could this be a chance for the girls to find some love?

Everyone wears a mask. A sweet, charming lady can hide a verbally abusive gold digger behind the smile. The foulest looking hobo can have a heart of gold, and for Diamond Tiara this is a lesson she knows all too well. There will be consequences for her little outburst. Consequences that are far larger than she can imagine

Takes place immediately after Crusaders of the lost Mark. So, ya know, spoiler alert

Contains: Some darn near deadly Daaawwww's and some horrific depictions of child abuse. (really, which depiction of child abuse isn't horrific?

It was a peaceful day in Ponyville, just like most others... until it happened, and aliens began to descend upon the small town.

With the town in ruins, explosions going off left and right, and ponies running around like headless horses, it comes down to one man to save the day...

Donald Trump.

He has a plan: Build a wall, and make Mexico pay for it. Two questions. One: What's Mexico?

And two: How will the ponies react?

Written in 3 hours between 3-6 am on a school morning...
Inspired by the laughable ridiculousness of Donald Trump. Most of what he says in this fic is copied from what he has said IRL.

Special thanks to my Pre-Reader: supermariosoniclover

Originally, Principal Cinch managed to cowardly flee when Midnight Sparkle began to tear the world apart and later leave her dignity intact after she was beaten, but what if she didn't?

This is what I think should have happened to Principal Cinch at the end of the movie, after all somone like her shouldn't get off scot free, right?

Edited by Word Worthy.

Cover Art done by MixiePie.

Rainbow Dash, or Rebecca Dean finds herself in the darkest pitches of clarity to realize that Equestria and that made it exist, were never really real.

(A short Psychological story with some special elements. I never read a fic done with Rainbow Dash realizing Equestria and all the ponies there were never really real. So I may be the first. Enjoy.)

Twilight Sparkle is facing a crisis greater than Tirek, the Changelings, and King Sombra combined.

She's read every single book in existence.

So it is that she has nothing new to read.

She does not take it well.

Pre-read by The Albinocorn and MythrilMoth.

Review by Gear Tech the Living Robot

Dramatic reading by DRWolf
Reading by Wing T. Spears

Diamond Tiara: School bully, spoiled brat, doesn't deserve friends... but what if she is simply misunderstood? Life can be difficult when you're expected to be nothing but perfect.

Diamond Tiara feels like a failure, but yet keeps trying to be perfect for her mother. After one rather rough day, she decides to write and reflect on a few of the rougher parts of her life and how hard it is to please her mother.