Luna struggles with the edges of sanity and feelings of depression after her time of lunar isolation.

Twilight encounters her greatest enemy, a villain more vile than Chrysalis, more slippery than Discord and darker than Nightmare Moon. The villain is known throughout Equestria as: Customer Service

[Note: Music component in story is entirely optional]
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There's a small little easter egg inside. Let's see if anyone can find it ^^
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Credits and Inspiration!

Song by MusicalWolfe: Winter Wrap Up Elevator Remix

Inspiration from a comment made by BCSpore on the video above

Cover art from My Little Pony Wiki from the episode Lesson Zero
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Author's Notes:
What happens when you're bored out of your mind in the middle of class and have that song played on repeat after looking at a awesome comment? This. That's what.

This is possibly the fastest, craziest and most random fanfic I have ever written. The idea wouldn't get out of my head so I did what any self-respecting writer would do: Make the craziest fanfic I could think of. I also used it to see what it would be like to do most of the story in uninterrupted dialogue. Regardless I hope you all enjoy this piece of...whatever this is.

Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis have returned to exact their vengeance upon the Mane-6 and Equestria. However this time it doesn't seem like Twilight Sparkle and her friends will be able to defeat their greatest foes. Will friendship be able to conquer evil? Or will they have to call upon a much greater force...

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Apple Bloom and her friends give their clubhouse a fresh coat of paint and on a whim Sweetie Belle decides to watch it dry. Scootaloo doesn't quite see the point, but some things, such as summer afternoons, are beyond analysis.

These stories range from tragic to suspense, seasoned with a little bit of horror and some times a sprinkle of acid humor.

First Chapter: Fluttershy, a matter of adoration.
Second Chapter: Rarity, a matter of perfection.
Third Chapter: Applejack, a matter of business.
Fourth Chapter: Twilight Sparkle, a matter of knowledge.
Fifth Chapter: Rainbow Dash, a matter of speed.
Sixth Chapter: Pinkie Pie, a matter of chaos.

In a freak accident from the Cloudsdale weather control team, Twilight is struck down by an errant lightning bolt. But the veil of death is relatively thin...