After coming back from adventures with their families, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo proclaim themselves to be the bravest fillies in Ponyville. Wanting to see who is braver, the two Crusaders have a dare contest to see who is the bravest of them all.

*Commissioned by The wandering commenter*
Want to commission a one shot from me? Click here.

It was supposed to be any other night for Rarity. Wind down from an entire day's worth of work, deal with Sweetie Belle on whatever she's on about and enjoy the finer aspects of life. But after a certain turn of events took place, the Fashionista is about to embark on a weird, wacky and disturbing ride, whether she likes it or not.

This fic was inspired by Ah! La Barbe (1905), directed by Segundo de Chomón.

Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong with the Equestrian economy.

And it's all Discord's fault.

Equestrian bank security is different than you might expect. And Rarity is very generous. But there are some things she can't easily forgive.

(Whether this story represents a 'story behind the story,' or an AU instead, is...debatable.)

It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony comes of a certain age, they are given a magic timer that counts down the days until they're destined to meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers.

She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.

Short ficlet based on a prompt I got on my Tumblr blog. Original prompt was to write a drabble set in a universe where "timers are set on the wrist of every person once they are a certain age, slowly counting down until the day they meet their soulmate".

Cover art by Maximasmac !

Now with Russian translation!

Apple Bloom gets even from an encounter with a bully.

Applejack and Apple Bloom desperately want to get back to the farmhouse, but Winona won't be budged where she lays. What reason could this normally obedient dog have to be so... disobedient?

The answer may surprise you. Or not, if you've skipped to the end already. Talk about impatient.

Featured! Thanks to everyone who read it.

Apple Bloom never thought of herself as a "s'phisticated" pony. She lives on a farm, she eats what's put in front of her, she follows the advice of her kin without question or doubt. That's all there is to it.

Rarity, on the other hoof, is so "s'phisticated" she can actually spell it. Probably too "s'phisticated" for her own good. The life of an artist - even one who actually makes money - is never a simple one.

But truth, like life, is like the gleam off a sun-caught apple. Turn it around, and though it was once dull and uninteresting, the flash of light may well catch your eye in a way that sparks something new and exciting. As if you'd found your cutie mark all over again. A life-changing moment of pure inspiration.

Maybe these two socially sensitive ponies have more in common than they'd ever thought possible...

Hello niece and nephew. In this story, Sweetie Belle try to cook egg fried rice, Uncle Roger style. Does not go well at all.

This is a crackfic that I wrote before class today. Expect the implausible. This is an unofficial parody and is not endorsed by Nigel Ng. This is rated E, but contains crude humor that may be offensive to some people. Caution is advised.