Sweetie Belle cook egg fried rice

Source

Hello niece and nephew. In this story, Sweetie Belle try to cook egg fried rice, Uncle Roger style. Does not go well at all.

This is a crackfic that I wrote before class today. Expect the implausible. This is an unofficial parody and is not endorsed by Nigel Ng. This is rated E, but contains crude humor that may be offensive to some people. Caution is advised.

Chapters (1)

Comments ( 8 )

Viewing 1 - 50 of 8
- Newest First
- Oldest First

CobaltTheWolf

CobaltTheWolf #1 · Nov 7th, 2020 · 2 · ·

Uncle Roger would be very disappointed, Haiyah.

ThePinkedWonder

ThePinkedWonder #2 · Nov 8th, 2020 · 3 · ·

Then Maud Pie walked up to the poodle and said, “Boulder, there you are. You look different. What happened to you.”

They never found Trixie's body, did they?

“Sssstarlight, you deal with this, okay? I’m going back to sleep so I can continue my dream where I’m on a private yacht with Flash Sentry.”

Twi, just take your flank to Flash and ask him out already!

Overall, I this was a hilarious story. Loved the jokes throughout in the narration too.

Mica

Mica #3 · Nov 8th, 2020 · · ·

10520840
Glad you enjoyed it!

Natedogg2006

Natedogg2006 #4 · Nov 9th, 2020 · 2 · ·

Ok, you get a like for that last picture at very least.

Godslittleprincess

Godslittleprincess #5 · Jan 16th, 2021 · · ·

So Sweetie Belle went to the Ponyville market to look for rice. All they had was prepackaged rice (Uncle Roger would be very disappointed.). So she went to Sweet Apple Acres to look for rice, and Applejack was like, “Rah-ce!? We farm apples here, sweetheart, not rah-ce! Do mah eyes look small ta you!?”

Racist. Don't worry. I'm not mad. I know it was meant as a joke. It's just kinda overdone, a little. I don't know. I just don't find it funny for some reason.