Rainbow Dash hates getting up early to go through such a tedious routine. It's a waste of valuable time. She could be sleeping or enjoying a few extra moments with her marefriend in their nice, warm bed.
Of course, that doesn't mean she can't have a bit of fun with it.
Preread/Edited by The Albinocorn, Foals Errand, Lambent Dream, and Timaeus
Cover Art by zeroexe109 can be found here.