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"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats


Blows dust off of the speakers. Taps the mic twice.

This thing on? Yes? Okay, good.

Hello, everyone. If you follow "Worst Patient Ever," then you may have noticed the lack of any updates for the last two weeks. One or two people have asked me about that, and I thought it best to clear the air for all to see. Check below the break for a status update on "Worst Patient Ever" as well as news on a couple new stories in the works, one of which will be coming out very soon.

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TwiDash Stories

  • Sonic Sleigh Ride Twilight gets the best sleigh ride ever from Rainbow Dash on Hearth's Warming. by Timaeus 9,308 words · 1,560 views · 124 likes · 6 dislikes
  • That Dumb Flower The Chaos Rose is a very special flower that blooms once a year on Hearts and Hooves Day and is one of the greatest symbols of love and devotion. So, what will happen when Twilight gives one to Rainbow? by Timaeus 24,270 words · 2,706 views · 268 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Taking a Breather Worried for her friend's health, Twilight invites an overworked and overtired Rainbow Dash into her home for a staycation. by Timaeus 12,662 words · 11,206 views · 803 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Head in the Clouds After a dispute about the latest Daring Do novel, baking shenanigans, and a very vivid dream, Rainbow Dash finds herself questioning her feelings towards Twilight. by Timaeus 18,752 words · 5,178 views · 503 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Learning To Let Go The Mare Do Well fiasco has hurt Rainbow Dash more than her friends initially realized. Will Rainbow be able to let go of what happened? by Timaeus 24,454 words · 5,845 views · 380 likes · 23 dislikes

Other Stories (Shipping)

  • Worst Patient Ever Letting yourself be vulnerable is hard. For some ponies, like Spitfire, you need another's tender, guiding hoof to show you that it's okay to have a moment of weakness. Even if you fall head-over-hooves along the way. by Timaeus 56,500 words · 1,131 views · 163 likes · 20 dislikes
  • To Warm a Mare's Heart in Two Hours A tree in her living room and an intruder in her kitchen—Hurricane has a lot of explaining to do this Hearth's Warming. He only has two hours, and Platinum is counting down every second. Tick tock, Hurricane. by Timaeus 13,319 words · 305 views · 49 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A Perfectionist's Romance Proposing to the pony you love, like gardening, requires a delicate touch. Unfortunately, Bon Bon has never had a green hoof. by Timaeus 6,927 words · 1,494 views · 209 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Luck of the Lyrish On St. Paddy's Day, Lyra tries to woo Bon Bon with only the best worst pick-up lines around. Results may vary. by Timaeus 8,400 words · 3,436 views · 403 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Everchanging From Twilight's ascension to the loss of Golden Oaks Library, Twilight struggles to come to terms with a rapidly changing world. In this case, Twilight is in need of a friend, and Applejack will be there for her. by Timaeus 11,373 words · 3,327 views · 337 likes · 10 dislikes

My Life in a Nutshell

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#125 · 7w, 16h ago · · ·

You are amazing with writing fluff :twilightsmile:

#124 · 8w, 1d ago · · ·



Being a member of the niche interest crowd myself (if the avatar wasn't a giveaway) I was only familiar with the two I mentioned. This is Fimfic, so I thought my odds were good :twilightblush: When you say "Or maybe, even worse yet," I can't help but that's the one. Kinda hard to tell over text :twistnerd:

#123 · 8w, 1d ago · · ·


>>2424007  Or on the fourth hand, it's a reference to the biblical Timeaus, father of Bartimaeus.

#122 · 8w, 1d ago · · ·


On the one hand, I could claim philosophical knowledge and familiarity with some of the more obscure Plato works. On the other hand, I claim total nerd-age by referencing one of the lesser known seasons of Yu-Gi-Oh!

Or maybe, even worse yet, it's a subtle reference to Homestuck and one of the character's online user-handles.

#121 · 8w, 1d ago · · ·

Your name is either a reference to a book by Plato or a Yugioh card. I have no idea which, and that's got me curious :trixieshiftright:

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