One does not simply blaspheme the princess's tits.

Consequences may include, but are not limited to, snuggling, court-martial, and third-degree burns. And not necessarily in that order.

Entry for the Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.

The selected prompt was "We learned something hot."

Equestria is coming to an end and only one pony can be saved.

On one lonely and dull night, Princess Luna finds comfort in the last pony she'd expect to see her.

Her night gets completely turned around.

Story inspired by cover art, which is by MagnaLuna. Check her out, she has a lot of good art.

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Jason's life has grown dull. While some may have thought that the weekly monster attacks might have kept him on his toes, he had grown to learn that as the norm around town. Now, after months of living in Ponyville, he can't shake the feeling that there is a void in his life. He follows his usual routine every day: breakfast, a quick shower, followed by a quick walk to the park to read the newspaper. One morning, he finds two parents playing with their filly in the playground. As he watches, an idea sparks within his mind: why not adopt a pony of his own?

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Rarity gets her hooves on some industrial strength sleeping pills to help her get a good nights sleep from countless nights of on-and-off sleep.

Rainbow Dash gets wind of this while on one of her pranking sprees, and decides to prank Rarity while she's asleep by drawing on her face. Things don't go to plan.
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Rated 'Sex' because of a short kissing scene.
Edited and proofread by: thesaviour711, Speedyblupi, Requiem17, and last minute touch-ups by Recon777

Finally, after 30 years, Alex found bananas. What's the big deal?

NOTE: This story is set in the Memverse (https://www.fimfiction.net/story/9689/the-memoirs-of-a-reality-jumper).

Walnut Grove is an orphan. Yup, simple as that. After spending ages waiting for a family to adopt him, he went looking for one. Except... he didn't exactly find what he was looking for.

Edit: Woah... second time this story has been featured. Either I did something right, or it’s dumb luck. Probably the latter. Either way, I guess I’ll make a whole slice of life story out if this... because that’s apparently what you guys a want.

There is a reading of the first chapter on YouTube by Skijarama that I quit enjoyed if any of you are interested.