• Member Since 22nd Nov, 2012
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Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

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  • 170 weeks
    *Cruises through*

    I was going through an old hard drive and found this sound file I never uploaded. If anybody likes listening to nerds from ten years ago talk about fanfiction with little ponies in it here's one I recorded with Hoopy Mcgee and Mrpockets at our heights of fanfiction. (Warning there is a little vulgarity. I was just out of the army when I recorded this I think. lol)

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  • 376 weeks
    Hello everyone, just an update.

    Well, suffice it to say, my renewed effort to start updating to schedule once again didn't pan out. It was maybe a bit naive of me to try and hold myself to that, especially considering how bad my track record had been the last couple of years. Still, I felt I had to try.

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  • 399 weeks
    Well, I bet we all thought this day was never coming.

    That's right, ladies and gents, an Mlm update.

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  • 400 weeks
    Moving Forward, cause I'm back!

    I probably don't deserve to use a song this awesome, but...

    Heeeello everypony. I hope you've been enjoying the updates so far. Or, at least, you know, tolerating them.

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  • 400 weeks
    Whoooa. Two blogs in one year? Who am I and what did I do with the real Merlos!

    It's true, I am in fact... a changeling! The real Merlos is currently locked in the basement of this stinky wizard tower, and I am readying Queen Chrysalis' eeeevil plan to take over all the fimfiction writers and then the whole world! Bwahahaha!

    Except not.

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Today is my one hundred-edededed Birthday! · 12:19am Nov 24th, 2015

Well, not really, I'm turning twenty six, or 726 in wizard years. ^^ Heck, it's also the day after my fimfic anniversary. I think I'd used my free time while in Afghanistan that day to binge ponies or something, thus leading me to the sorry state of a writer that you see before you today... Hah

Anywho, I'm also working on updates this week. Wish me luck!

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Comments ( 23 )

Wait, your younger than me? Your picture is a lie!

Young pup. You're not far behind me but you're still young.

Happy birthday.

So, you were conceived on or about Valentines' day?


Let's not bring up the topic of merlos' parents doing it. lol

Hot wet slapping bodies, heavy breathing. Grasping, Clutching. Squeezing.
Bodies colliding! Emotions exchanged. The world hushed for a single moment.
It was a good night on Wrestlemania 1989. :P

Happy birthday and good luck!

3564997 Have you ever considered contributing to Her Butt Slammed Shut?

I thought wizards had to be at least 30.

well, this is incredibly amuzing. I had no idea we were so close to the same age (I'm 26 in January so it's not too far off)! Happy birthday! AND GOOD LUCK FOCUSING ON UPDATES!

You turn 26 on November 23rd? Huh, I turn 20 on November 26th. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday mang!

Huzzah! Updates! :twilightsmile:

Happy birthday, and good luck on the updates! :twilightsmile:

Well how-dee-do about that.

Much congrats there

Much congrats there


Vite kvil with the writing. I really look forward to the result. :twilightsmile:

Well, heck, happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Don't even think about pulling a Bilbo on us though, I will hunt you down like a ring wraith after Sonic the Hedghog.

3565242 Time moves in strange ways around wizards. For example, my great great grandpappy Merlyn insists that he's been living through time backwards, the old coot!

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