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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

  • EPlural Possessive
    King Sombra meant to possess Twilight Sparkle's body and take over Equestria with it. Due to an addressing error, he ends up in Dinky Doo's body instead. Neither of them is very happy about it. *5th place in the More Most Dangerous Game contest*
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Mar
25th
2015

[noises of a horse who isn't quite sure what his life is anymore] · 12:06am Mar 25th, 2015

I don't expect this to hold forever (knowing what we all know about how fickle downvotes can be that high up in the rankings), but for what it's worth, take this as me throwing a massive Internet shout-out to everyone who enjoyed, favorited, bookshelved, and upvoted me all the way up to a view from the top I never truly thought I'd see. I'm immensely grateful and honestly humbled, and regardless of how long it lasts, I'll always be able to remember that it happened.

Thanks, guys. Let's do this again sometime.

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Grats Aqua! Now, I just need to read it, help keep it up there :rainbowlaugh:

Whoa. Congrats. That's...
*unsure exactly what it is*
*muffled noises of terror and confusion*
ABORT COMMENT
*dives into ocean*

You can thank us by writing more :3

Haha, but seriously, take your time. If Fimfiction has taught me anything it was that patience pays off.

Indisputable proof that Dinky is best filly. Congratulations, Aquaman. If anyone tells you you're the worst Superfriend, sick Cthulhu on them.

Nice work.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Well, Plural Possessive is kinda sorta somewhat obnoxiously fucking stellar.

Wow, highest rated on the site? I actually held that same honor once for about two days or something. It'll probably be short lived, as a single downvote more tends to send stories in that position spiraling into an abyss from which they can never return to that point, but it's still awesome to have gotten it briefly.

Your comedic timing and its originality in Plural Possessive was perfect. There isn't really a reason to be surprised by this.

Congratulations, good sir/madam, for living our collective dream. :moustache:

Congrats =D

My fic got booted down from first place within 10 minutes of me posting a happy-freak-out blog, and yours remains solidly in place after nearly an hour and a half, so you're doing well! (And it's now down to 89th... well, was fun while it lasted.)

Keep up the good work!

Must! Resist! Downvoting! Just! To! Be! An! Ass!

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

Congrats! For once in a while, it's a story that properly deserves it!

Worf.

Ah, I still have fond memories of a time in '14 when I graced the top of the pops for a few hours. :D

It's quite the humbling/awesome/holyshitfuckdamn feeling, isn't it? :twilightsmile:

Congrats :D

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Yep. So it goes.

(I like to imagine, though, that PhantomFox maintains an extensive catalog of shadow accounts redirected through shadow proxies all over the world, with the sole purpose of smiting all those who dare usurp the eternal reign of "Sunny Skies All Day Long". My rebellion burned bright, but briefly.)

2908937 I like to shove fics I like as high as they go. And if I don't like the story in the top slot I try my damndest to kick it off.

I know that feeling. It's a shame that the fic already dropped from the top spot, but congratulations on achieving it in the first place. Not many authors can claim such a feat.

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