Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

Just a veteran writing love stories for fun. If you want help or just to chat, hit me up, I always love to meet new people.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

The One and Only!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Saw a lot of FanFics on EQD, so I decided to make an account for reading them. Got my exams in a few days though, so I probably won't do much for a few days. Can anyone actually see this?

Starlight Glimmer is best pony!