Selling out has never felt so dirty.

What a beautiful Sunset.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

All my things are horse things!

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I'm that one black guy. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne