Mighty Führer of the Sausage People

I'm here because this reminds me of a better, simpler time. I think there is something else I should really be doing right now. Noblese Oblige.

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

Don't bother following me. I'm just your regular reader. I won't post any stories. Unless I do. But most likely I won't.

Just a normally odd muscian trying to write fanfiction

Nope.

I love music, gaming, and anime. I'm a bit crazy, but then we all have our flaws.

Beep

Just this Scottish Gryphon, y'know?

An English major, a furry, a geek with a tempestuous swirling cauldron of hobbies and interests, now here to spin some yarns for you.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

KFP-Empleado.

I'm a recently returned writer and plan to release alot of stories again.

Cool guy extraordinaire. Writer. Storyteller. Shockingly Canadian.

One who fantasizes about what it would be like to live in Equestria.

Pre-reader extroadinare at your service, services are free and advice given as a helping hand!

I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.

I'm just your typical, 32 year old Michigander brony and Batman-obsessionist.

And justice for all

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Just a dude who enjoys some good horsewords.

🥔

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.