Odds are I'm going to regret what I say, cuz I'mma huge idiot.

I exist in this universe

I always knew I had the answer, but I never understood the question.

I will judge you mercilessly.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

Well what can I say I'm a simple guy that like romance,tragedy and comedy. And I from Mexico

10/17/17 - I sincerely apologize for all delays. Both of my stories will have the highest priority during my spare time. Look forward writing more :)

KFP-Empleado.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Retired, but I still check in.

i like my Luna :3

I'm just a normal brony who loves to read. It's a shame i suck at writing :/.

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Crème de la meme