Scootaloooooooo!

Scoooooootaloooooo!

Where is the savior of man? Couse-Couse cheese?

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Scootaloo hears a voice that calls her deep in The Everfree Forest. She follows the voice to meet an unexpected entity.

Fluttershy finds herself in the bowels of purgatory, sharing a room with the embodiment of death himself.

A lost pony, a pink mare, a dark place, and struggles to overcome. This is a story of a no pony who finds himself in the most unexpected of places. Not knowing who he is or where he comes from, he ventures off with a creepy Pink Mare to understand what is going on.

What you will be in store for:
Surrealism
There will be no gore or clop
There will be disturbing imagery

I hope you enjoy this read.

Everypony is going crazy for Tatertots! A new invention invented by Lyra Heartstrings in her mad attempt to recreate humanity! Everybody eats tatertots and has become fat asses from over eating that shit. Read on to find out how everyone deals with their overweight bodies.

I never asked for all of this. I never wanted conflict to continue nor did I want to interfere. Yet, I have but, not a choice. Where are my manners? The name is Star Flight and I was born from a mother who was part of the Cult of Laughter, and a father who was part of House Whitegold. A love that could never be in this war torn world of ours.....

Hello! I just wanted to inform you that it would be best for reading this story if you look at the source first to get a better idea of the world. Based off of Equestria Divided by PoorYorickDA.

Proofread by Farseer! Go check him out! Here

"Why, hello there! My name is Terry 'ahem no relation to the tiger' and I am going to Equestria." "I can't wait to meet with them ponies and maul some of them to death... I mean! Pet them all so gently!" "Did I mention I have awesomely cool sunglasses! You may not see them but, they are behind my bear fat folds."
"So what wacky adventures will this bear get into! Tune in to find out, or not, who fucking cares."

This is a story about a normal day in Ponyville. It is 'totally' normal that U.F.O.s, Changelings, Second Generation Ponies and Dragons suddenly appear in Ponyville to just hang out. "Gasp!" are you saying that these appearances from random species of beings are not normal! Well I'll tell you what, this is perfectly normal for me and its whats currently happening in Ponyville at this instant.

A lone pony lives through the darkness of the catacombs of Neighstrose but, he soons finds his freedom again.

Patchislot was a curious pony who lived his life day to day dreaming of being with other ponies. But, being an illegal Alicorn not made by Celestia's hoof, Patchislot was banished into the deep caverns of Neighstrose a dark place where no pony could see or escape from. For many years Patchislot wanted to return to Ponyville so he navigated the caverns of Neighstrose. Patchislot soon went insane and began to imagine the ponies he so sought after for years. For then his life was bliss until he found a curious door to which he had never touched before....

The Cheddar, Bacon, and Onion sandwich from Mcdonalds goes to Ponyville to save the day from Celestia. His delicious combination of Cheddar, Bacon, and Onion will overrun the forces of Equestria and topple the Egalitarian society. Mares will love his hot buns and his deliciously hilarious cheesy one-liners. Don't even get me started on his bacon which everypony will turn into omnivores just to be with him. A new order of deliciousness will be administered to all of ponydom!