Totallee Radical Dude!
It was a normal day in Ponyville, the sun was shining, the ponies were doing stuff, and everything was just fine. Then out of the blue came a bear floating from the very sky landing slowly to the ground while holy music played around him. The ponies all gasped in awe of his shiny-ness and floating and his cool sunglasses, but, most importantly, they were enthralled by his radiant beauty. The Holy Bear landed to the ground on two legs and pressed his awesome sunglasses onto his face. By doing this it caused mares to magnetically get sucked on to his body and when they felt his bear fur, they were instantly lustified. The mares carresed his bear body as if he was the top cow of all things sexy. The Totallee Radical Bear then began to dance and sing an introductory song.
"Hello my name is Terry the bear, I have come to bring good will I swear! To all ponies who gasp in awe, pretty much know that I am raw."
The ponies of Ponyville all wooned to thier new lord and master, a bear with sunglasses. They all bowed down while he continued to dance his wacky bear shuffle. The Ponies ecstatic to see such a glorious bieng of extreme awesome began to binge drink from over-awesomation from the conveniently placed alcholic stand provided by The Apple Family, whose caretaker Applejack was currently gasping in awe at the hairy bear before her and was unable to charge for her wares so everypony partaked. The ponies of Ponyville began to party and dance with the Awesome Bear while some ponies got so awesomied that it began an orgy in some circles. Other ponies that werent consumed by lust by the bears visage continued to drain the life out of Appleacres Alcholic Apple-cider, and partied hardied. Soon ponies would bring in props, bands, and music and it would add to the coming of The Bear. The Bear was central stage in the whole equation making raps and singing songs with his posse of ponies on top of a pavilion. The Ponies would watch and listen to his music and go into violent sexual orgies by the sound of his voice. Other ponies would start dancing wildly with lack of control and no real rythem in their step. Other's would get so drunk that they would stumble upon a mare or a stallion and buck'em right hard. The whole thing was a massive mess of partying, drinking, and massive amounts of sex all in a normal day at the market.
"What is the meaning of all this!?" Boomed Princess Celestia.
The Princess appeared from the sky noticing the extreme partying everypony was undertaking and was generally disgusted by the obscenity. Her horn glowed and it was terrifying to behold as ponies stared at her with fear. Yet, The Bear wasn't afraid, no, he was to awesome to let this party-pooper ruin his fun. He appeared in front of Celestia to confront her.
"Are you the one who has done all this to my ponies? Release them now or face my wrath!"
The Awesome Bear only stared at her with an epic stance of epicness and sayed some truly magnificent words to the Pony Goddess.
"Deal with it." said The Bear.
The Princess took that as an afront to her will and fired a magical beam of sunshine and lollipops right at The Bear. He just stood there waiting for the beam to hit him and when it did he instantly deflected it with an outstretched claw. Celestia closed her eyes from the explosion of light that exploded in the air only to open them again finding The Bear gone from his position. She looked around the area still noticing that her ponies were still under his powerful bear control. She landed on the ground and tried to reason with all of the ponies only for them to ignore her completely. Stunned, Princess Celestia began to charge her magic to dispel all the chaos from these ponies. Thats when The Bear appeared before her. The Hairy Foe shined so brightly to Celestia's face that it caused her to notice his incredible and radiant form of a hairy bear with sunglasses. The Princess after being struck with extremely potent awesome energy began to fumble on the ground in a stroke like shake of awesome. The feeling of such awesomeness to a goddess was beyond comprehension and her brain could not handle the power. The Bear finished with the party-pooper ordered some random pony to 'please' the goddess while she was in that glorious state. The Pony who was Big Macintosh was busy making sweet love to many mares and was ecstatic to give his seed to a Goddess. Big Mac dived on to the goddess like it was his first time. Princess Celestia was to flabbergasted to react to the stallion fertilizing her and she just layed there and took it. The Party Bear felt he was being spied on and took off his sunglasses to notice The Other Goddess watching intently all the way from Canterlot Castle. Seeing this with his shining eyes, The Awesome Bear teleported to Canterlot Castle where he was met with no pony to be seen. He walked around the Castle until he stepped on a pedestal and black chains surrounded him and subdued him. Out of the blue, Princess Luna appeared from behind a seat and pressed towards the bear to interrogate him.
"What thou has done to the denizens of Ponyville, Monster!?"
The Awesome Bear did not speak.
"Fine then a little pain might make you more motivated!"
Princess Luna radiated magic from her horn and the black chains channeled black electricity to The Bear. He only stood there comfortably as the black lighting hit him across his body. The explosion of black energy caused a black smog to appear from where the chains were. Princess Luna coffed and sneezed from the ordeal only to open her eyes once the smoke cleared up. She saw before her was a radiating bear of awesome that was unaffected by the black lightning and free from his chains. The Awesome Bear walked towards The Goddess slowly and calmy.
"No! Stay away from me! STAY AWAY!" screamed Princess Luna. Her eyes tinging in fear as she hurridly backed away. She reacted and fired a powerful energy at The Bear only for it to not affect him at all. The Bear got closer and closer only for Princess Luna to anticipate and close her eyes in fear. For a few moments, Princess Luna didn't feel anything happen so she opened her eyes again only to see his extreme awesome radiance. The Princess affected by his awesome became flabbergasted by his power and lost consciousness. The Bear seeing his job done grabbed Princess Luna and teleported back to the market place where he threw her onto the ground. When a free body for sexing was put upon the gravel, like vultures, the ponies attacked her. Seeing his job well done, The Great Bear floated up to the sky to notice his handiwork. Then he saw something wierd happen, It turned out the ponies were losing hold of the awesome and were regaining consciousness. How could this be? There had to be a factor to all of this. He used his all seeing awesome eyes to notice that a certain pegasus was defusing the awesome from their minds. Fluttershy came to the market to buy some much needed food for her animals and such and found herself in a crazed, party. With her stare, Fluttershy controlled the ponies one by one freeing them of the bear's control. Seeing this, The Bear teleported in front of Fluttershy and glowed his mightiest shine only to feel his will seep out of his body. Fluttershy had caught him with her eyes. The Bear in all his power could not control himself and was frustratingly trying to get back to normal. But, lo, Fluttershy had him and she wasn't going to let go.
"You! Leave this place now! Return to h'wence you came! and never bother us ever again!" screamed Fluttershy assertively.
The Bear could only obey her order and teleported out of Pony existance. Slowly, the ponies that were in such a deep awesome mess began to find themselves in different awkward and disturbing situations. Then a lot of them screamed.
The End.