Retired author, husband and father.

Find your happiness.

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

Writer of Macro/Micro porn, rampages, and adventure. I take... some requests. Within reason. I try to be a good man.

Defining "unneccessary" for a decade.

Silence amongst the sinful.

"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f--- with me, I'll kill you all."

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

A normal guy who thinks too much.

_I'm probably here to stay now.

A twenty-one year old American male who became a brony and is too scared to admit it

I will follow you all

I'm back, I guess.

An autistic brony who is the owner of an OC pony named Charming Thunder and a big fan of Star Wars.

We are one, we are many. We are, Xenomorphs!

I'm a forgetty forgetterson!

The Michael Jordan of drunk driving

Luna makes me do too much paperwork :(

Bio....dunno. MEOW http://www.facebook.com/Glitchthezodiac Friend meh. Talk to meh. I get bored.

My name used to be Gylden Glør, but I got sick of typing the ø in.

Name's Ice, don't do much, don't talk much....but I do make a mean mac n' cheese.

Doing it wrong everyday.