An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.
I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.
Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...
Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.