I type stories using my hands

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Surprise!

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot