I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

My only aim, is to entertain!

I like reading and writing sinister and macabre stories because I find them deeply cathartic. If you do, as well, then you're in the right place.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

The strangest and maddest of myths, are often merely symbols or allegories based upon truth.- H. P. Lovecraft

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne