Equestria is a thriving space colony inside an asteroid. Here, everypony is provided with everything they need to live a happy*, healthy**, and fulfilling*** life.

*Friendship not included.
**Oxygen not included.
***Terms and conditions may apply.

Cover art by ZettaiDullahan.
Crossover with Oxygen Not Included, although prior knowledge to the game is not needed to enjoy the story.

This story is a sequel to Laws of Celestial Motion

Twilight Sparkle and Albert Einstein found out that with science and magic, everything is possible. Literally.

They decided to open up a workshop that makes anything they can without ever questioning whether or not they should. Because, you know, there are customers to do that for them.

Is written with the same idea of Laws of Celestial Motion, but not necessarily in the same continuity (If there is one in the first place).

Don't expect comprehensibleness.

This story is a sequel to The Ponyville Gazette

Octavia and her friends are known to be one of if not the most talented ensemble in Equestria. This position, along with the rising popularity of classical music, made them constantly got challenged by other ensembles looking for quick fame. And, while in the past they've won without a problem, their sudden lack of a pianist will certainly tip them off the podium and, quite possibly, their career.

Beethoven agrees to lend a hand.

Critiques and insults are encouraged.

This story is a sequel to Laws of Celestial Motion

There are many stories about Benjamin Franklin and his kite. There are also many papers claiming that the experiment is impossible to survive. One paper, however, is left blank on his desk, waiting to disprove his peers.

There are many stories about Starlight Glimmer and her kites. There are also many witnesses claiming that she gets distressed whenever a thunderstorm came. One witness, however, claims to have seen her eager and smiling, despite the crackles of thunder, bringing with her a kite.

It's okay to think about stuff while you're in a shower. Just don't overthink or you might end up following an endless train of thought and why is it called a train and not something else?

Wait, if it is called a train, then it must be made by the time it already existed, which means that it wasn't very long ago but that should've been obvious because Ponish sounds very different just a few decades ago! If I got back in time even just before my grandmother was born, I would sound silly just like how the opposite is true if my great grandmother went forward in time to now!

...I did not see that coming. I should really try to sing in the shower like usual. Oh, and try to do better paragraphing because that previous one contains too many main ideas. But why should a paragraph contain only one main idea?

Turns out her train of thought is wrong

This story is a sequel to Laws of Celestial Motion

There are many things that William Shakespeare finds amusing: insulting in Old English, insulting royalties, insulting people who easily get offended, and insulting royalties who easily get offended in Old English.

One thing he doesn't find amusing, though, is losing.

There are many things that Princess Luna is known for: she likes to speak in Old Ponish, she's royalty, she easily gets offended, and she is a royalty who easily gets offended in Old Ponish.

And, known only to her sister, an undefeated champion of archaic insults.

Beware inappropriate jokes told in Early Modern English.

This story is a sequel to The Midas Boop

There are many things Kepler was known for: mathematician, astronomer, and a great man. Calm, however, was not one of them. Especially when his life's work decided to do a barrel roll.

There are many things Celestia was known for: calm, regal, and caring. Also, for the few close to her, mischievous. Kepler was not one of them.

Any kind of criticism sophisticated, highly intellectual insults are welcome.