• Member Since 10th May, 2012
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Matthew Penn


I write imaginary stories about cartoon horses.

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As long as she'll live, Derpy Hooves will never understand how her daughter can weave such strange stories from the top of her head. Today she recounts the incident where Scootaloo brought a frog to school.

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Sweetie Belle only wanted to have a picnic on a lovely Sunday morning. One thing leads to another, and she is suddenly caught in the middle of a war between goblins and fairies.

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Featherweight is just your average horny teenager whose daily routines includes stalking Diamond Tiara and sneaking into her backyard at night. Unable to hide his feelings any longer, he finds a way to grab her attention and win her heart.

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It's not that Clovis and Harper hate their neighbors Night Light and Twilight Velvet. But they rather not want to hear about their daughter, Princess Twilight, so much.

Fortunately, they're signing their daughter up to be tested at the School for Gifted Unicorns. If she passes, they can finally have something to talk about for once.

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In an alternate world where Starlight Glimmer is High Chancellor of Equestria, six public enemies interrupt a state-mandated live television broadcast to teach Equestria a lesson in individuality.

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Kilroy Was Here.

Who is he? Why does he need to state his presence to others by vandalizing private property? That's what "master sleuth" Pinkie Pie wants to find out. The answer may not be what she'd expect.

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First it starts with the voices. Then it continues with the shadows. Finally, it ends with screaming.

Those are the nightmares that continually haunt Dinky Hooves in the middle of the night after tragedy struck her mother and father. The shadow from her nightmares grow worse until it threatens to consume her soul.

She must learn to face her fear and let go of the past before it's too late...

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A cataclysmic event has extinguished all life on earth... except for Twilight Sparkle, the former princess of friendship. But that doesn't stop her on June 21st. She makes the most of it on a very special day.

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Apple Bloom always wanted to be like her big brother and sister, Macintosh and Applejack. Brave, strong, intelligent, honest, all that jazz. When they are about to take a two day trip to deliver cider to the town of Galloway, Apple Bloom takes the opportunity to tag along with them.

Needless to say, things go downhill from there. The last thing they want on their mind is the troll hiding under the bridge Granny Smith warned them about.

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Fluttershy. The Element of Kindness.

A friend to all living things, big and small. Her great love for animals does not know any boundaries. There is nothing on earth that will keep her from showing love and compassion for the innocent creatures that come to her cottage.

Then the black cat arrived...

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