• Member Since 10th May, 2012
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Matthew Penn


I write imaginary stories about cartoon horses.

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On a Saturday morning the world needed heroes, and three little fillies answered the call. Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle join forces to become Ponyville's greatest heroes... The Mighty Crusaders! But a villain arrives and plans to bring chaos and mayhem to all of Ponyville, and the our heroes race against the clock to thwart his evil schemes... until they're called home for dinner.

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It's the universal truth that children do not like vegetables, including spinach. Diamond Tiara is no exception. When she refuse to eat it during Sunday dinner, Filthy Rich and his butler Jeeves come up with a plan to make her eat it... whether she knows it or not.

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It's one of the greatest relics in the world, and Granny Smith found it at a thrift shop on a Sunday afternoon. After using the Holy Grail for decoration at her house, she gets frequent visits from one of the greatest knights in all of legend.

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What a beautiful morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp and fresh, nothing could possibly go wrong. Good morning Twilight, good morning elephant. Oh what a day to be alive...

Wait.

An elephant?

Twilight, look out! There's a huge elephant right behind you! Oh my gosh, it's destroying the library! Now it's going into town! Twilight do something! Wait, why are you smiling? Why aren't you doing anything?!

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During a thunderstorm Lyra decides to pass the time by watching an endless amount of television. When she catches a glimpse of a unicorn that looks just like her, starring in many programs, the wall that separates reality and fantasy is torn down.

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There's an old saying that curiosity killed the cat, and that some mysteries are better left unsolved. What will happen if Pinkie Pie finds a calculator and decides it was a good idea to divide a number by zero? Everything.

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Scootaloo becomes Equestria's first astronaut, and her first mission is to go to the moon and return to earth in one piece. Along with her robot companion, she embarks on the greatest adventure of her young life.

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This is a story about curiosity and how it leads to new discoveries, how sometimes stories are not just stories, and how things are not what they seem. That's what Emily learned she ventured into the forest to find a fantastic and mystical beast, only to find something more valuable than that.

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When a thunderstorm is raging in the night, Twilight seeks the comfort of her foalsitter, Cadence. What can Cadence do to make little Twilight less afraid?

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Sweetie Belle wanted to go to the amusement park before summer ended, but every ride she tried to get on had long lines. There is, of course, one place in the park that had absolutely no lines at all: The Funhouse! Once Sweetie and Rarity let themselves in as guests, they experience twists and turns, and they may realized that this might not be a "funhouse" after all...

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