I pony, you pony, we all pony for ponypony.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

I'm a guy who loves many things. Trains, planes, writing, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and especially ponies. I became a Brony on 9-1-2013, and my life's never been the same since then. I hope you enjoy my works.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.

If you haven't noticed yet, I'm the kind of writer who writes stories about things that most people don't even think about. I'm creative (insane) like that ;)

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.

i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!