Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I'm just the pony with the best weapon in the world. Yep, don't mind me.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

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I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.

i like fanfiction

I enjoy getting Comments on my Work

I am the Seneschal, the ruler of the eternal circle, and I have come for ponies.

When I get in the writing mood, I'll fill this out. In the meantime, nope.

A cynical old dog of the fandom who has become apathetic to the state of things. Still willing to give a debate if an ear listens and willing to return tactful courtesty. Stories currently cancled.

I didn't really think that a potato bomb could work, but it did.

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

We’ll bang okay?