I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I construct additional pylons.

I'm still a crossover crackfic author, but I'm no longer a college student or a filthy console peasant.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

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Disrespect the law and you disrespect me. And if you do milk drinker just know, nothing will stop me unless it's a sweetroll to the knee.

You want to know how to write a good story? You take a group of interesting, likable, wonderful characters, and you turn their lives into Hell on Earth. -- Chris Claremont

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Commissions currently OPEN

Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am... Dimentio

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!