"My age is as a lusty Winter, Frosty but Kindly..." --- William Shakespeare

Giggle at the ghosties... alternatively, shoot them in the face.

Retired USAF MSgt. Iraq Vet with an AARP card (Scared the Marines with it twice!)

If you like what I do, considering leaving a tip. https://ko-fi.com/thefictionaddiction

I'm not a brony. If you're here wondering why my comments suggest I have no idea what happens in canon, that's why. I'm not kidding....I mean, I hope someone was wondering why my avatar was a train...

Just a lurker with a love for computers, ponies, and high adventure

...meh

Just a lazy guy who like reading stories about ponies.

I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

Sometimes you just need a little time and some good food to find the better path.

join the cult now!

Would rather write AU universes than stories set in cannon Equestria. Why? Becuase who needs Mane 6 when you can have good (not neccessarily good) OC's?

Proud citizen of the Upper Echelon of Mediocrity!

Oath to order.

Fucked up Marine

No longer relevant.

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

I need to think of a better bio. One that doesn't involve pepperoni rolls.

My name is Perry. I live in Colorado. I'm a satellite network controller for the U.S.Army. And I love to read. 'Nuff said.

Wannabe homesteader

Brohoof yall. And just so you know i believe in aliens,im patriotic, and i love the f-15e.

I may not be good at neither art, nor writing, but--with your help--I intend to become the best I can possibly be. All I need is a bit of guidance.

(insert bragging rights)

I write all the time, I give too much detail, I am a pervert and I will not act my age unless I am in a bad mood. Welcome to my mind, don't get hit by the bucking door >:3

reader

Teacher, Reader, Thinker, Deviant, that about covers it.

Always gonna love Aj. Im just a silly guy. Hope to be friends with anyone who wants to be mine. if not, that's still fine. Just enjoy your life for yourself K?

I'm a proofreader searching for work.