[shitposting loudly]

Why does doing nothing have to be so EASY?!

i have cancer

"Perfectly Immoral Moral Person" and "Fantastical Explorer" I will not succumb to this hunger. Let these pages sate yours as well as mine. Also, I'd like longer eyelashesO_o

a guy who likes a good story and a fan of MLP

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

chicken nugget

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

A boy with a simple dream, and a lack of talent.

I am an Eldritch Horror that likes gay horses.

I will follow you all

Favorite pony: Sweetie belle

I feel sophisticated, but the view is quite restrained.

No longer derelict! Have fun trying to get a hold of me, though.