pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
I do this just for fun -- but sometimes I take myself a little too seriously. I know life's too short, but -- you know...
Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.
I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.
I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.
I am Der Lampman. Nothing interesting about me. I'm a gamer, a novice writer (hopefully subject to change) and a hopeless romantic. Most of the time stuck on hopeless though. Cheerio!