I am Der Lampman. Nothing interesting about me. I'm a gamer, a novice writer (hopefully subject to change) and a hopeless romantic. Most of the time stuck on hopeless though. Cheerio!
I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.
"Uh... What did you say?" "I said your wife is dead." The tax collector says, "I came to burn your house and dance on her corpse." I give this some thought, "...Okay! Right this way..."
The real villains were the friends we made along the way.
I've been trying to get off this ride for a quarter of my life.