I am Thou, Thou art I.

A friendly tomato who is not this guy's alt.

A Day in the Life

Hello! My name is jack! If you want to learn more just ask!

I write clop and clop accessories.

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

chicken nugget

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

Ponies was nice. Thanks.

Just a simple and humble brony who likes mlp and Pokemon... What else is there to say?

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

i have cancer

I am a BIG Rarity fan. I am also one of the biggest Gamers you will ever meet. My favorite MLP FIM episode is a tie between A Friend In Deed and A Dog and Pony Show.

Hi as you already know I am a brony, as well as an artist and of course a writer. How cool is that? I currently work on stories previously left behind as I follow up on new stories. Have fun :D

Favorite pony: Sweetie belle

Hail to the Daleks, baby... "An angry, Whovian nerd with a Nightmare Moon fetish." - Stiggerzz.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

I am a simple writer who gets bouts of writer's block and procrastination. But, I do enjoy writing and wish to get cover images of my stories.