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Chapter 5

He woke up in princess loona's hooves. "wait not nightmare moon?" he confuzed.

"no I was wrong and you should bring everyone back, masterroxxor. You aren't evul and either am I. Remember when you were called Awesome Pwnface?

Memories flooded back into him. He was a good pony. He was like jesus except he didnt die. He was like ghandi except he could kick ass when he needed to. How had he forgetting?

"sorry luna," he mutturd as he prepared to use his powers as a master of death to bring everypony back to life.

Wif a flash of lite, Masterroxxor summuned the last of the mane six back to Equestria. "Im so glad your all safe. I rally just wish that that fragmnt of Nitemair Moon hadn't made me avil and made me take over Equestria but im glad u all can sea that i'm a good, col pony who's planet needz him and I would like to marry luna please."
"yea sure whatever!" Pouted Celesin a corner.

"Aw, its OK, Rox!" Pip'd up Rainbow Dash, giving the alicorn a playful punch. "I mean, hey, your even coolr than me!"

"Fluttershy." Everyun's attentions turn'd too teh yellow Pegasus who had just been return'd in from the dead. "Im so sorry Im sure it was bad in the underwerld. ….How was being ded?" Masteroxxor asked, suddenle curios about the oun airea his mastory of all things couldun't let him see into even tho he could bring pones back from the ded.

"Oh, it was..." Everypony leened it, intent on hearing Fluttershys answer. "...Nice." Said Fluturshai.

Celestia facehoof'd, while everypony else just laughed.
Later that year, Masteroxxor maried Luna in a beeutiful ceremony attended by everypony in Equestrea. Celestea, presiding over all, predicted they would be together FOREVER! Pinkie Pie had appeared from nowher and added in her two bits. A chuckle later, Masterroxxor and Luna started totally Frenching on the alter and it was hot and Twilight sed "my studies never warn'd me about this" and Scootaloo and the CMC were stil ded and rainbow Dash hid the couple behind a cloud.

And that's how Equestria was mayde!

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dastrdlyW

dastrdlyW #1 · Jan 31st, 2012 · · ·

I see you did this as a joke. So why submit it and make me think you're a terrible, terrible writer? I went to your profile to find some hope this was a joke, and saw you wrote a different fic with an intro that made sense, so my worries are relieved.
But really. If you write something like this as a joke against terrible spelling... I just don't understand why you'd submit it.

-shrug-

Good job?

Grif

Grif #2 · Jan 31st, 2012 · · ·

This is the best fic ever to grace ponydom. I say it now.

dastrdlyW

dastrdlyW #3 · Jan 31st, 2012 · · ·

Things have been somewhat cleared up, but I'm still utterly confused...

I go to bed now.

Hi.

mrheadhopper

mrheadhopper #4 · Jan 31st, 2012 · · ·

haha what the fuck

THIS IS WHAT I LIKE BEST

Twilitbook

Twilitbook #5 · Jan 31st, 2012 · · ·

BWAHAHAHA! I was wondering when this was gonna show up. This thing is notorious on Ponychan. I just hope this is the legit author whose posting it here.