The Lejendary Lejend of Masterroxxor

by The Madman

Chapter 3

The pair burst into the throne room rite when celest and twilight were beating a pair of adorable kittens to death. "GASP" twiliglight gasped. "who is that"

celest look grim. "masterroxxor I banished u"

"BUT KNOW I AM BACK FOAL"

"Do not worry princess celest!" The purple unicorn cried, placing herself between her beloved mentor and the menacing pair of alicorns. "I know a spell that will fix everything." She stated confidently, her horn glowing with power.

Celestia, afrayd for her student, cried "Be careful Twilight! Masterroxxor is more powerful then Nightmare Moon and Discord combined!"

Twilight Sparkle, her eyes glowing with pure magic, turned back to the radient ruler of the sun. "And before, I only had the power of friendship. Now, I have the power... OF LOVE!" With confidence in her foalish eyes, she strode toward the too alicorns as a bright light began to shine from her chest.

"Oh no! Nightmare Moon cried. "Masterroxxor we are going to be defeated again! Do something!" She blushed as she felt the adonic alicorn embrace her. "We will fight love... with LOVE!" He cried as a bright light shone from them and the two love lasers slammed into each other in the middle of Canterlot palace. It was said ponies for miles around could see the resulting explosion.

On the road to Canterlot, a certain blue unicorn saw the explosion as her breath caught in her throat. "No..." The Grate and Powerful Trixie whispered, sinking to her knees. "Twilight, my sister... my one true love... THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN MY FOSTER PARENTS DIED LEAVING ME ALONE AND HELPLESS ON THE STREETS OF CANTERLOT EVEN THOUGH THEY LOVED ME AS MUCH AS MY REAL PARENTS WHICH WAS NOT AT ALL!" The Great and Powerful Trixie cried until she die from dehydration.

Masterroxxor crackled as he stomped another hoof down onto Twiliighght's broken body. "At, last we've won my love!" He gazed deeply at Nightmare Moon's flowing mane. "It really is a shame through," he sighed. "I've heard unicorns can do all sorts of... intereskting things with telakaneis."
Nighmare Moon chuckled. "Wut makes you think I cant do thuse things?" She cooed, giving her pratnur in crime a sulty look. she shook her head.

In response, he laughed a rich evil laugh which made Neigghtmare Moon melt inside.

"Oh, Masterroxxor... take me, you magnificient beats!" the scurrge of Equestria moaned, throwing herself at the handsome alicorn, as both their wings shot upwardz with a at the same time "POMF".

And then they had sexy timez on celest's throne, which was now theres and everyone was okay with it.

Once they'd turned everyponies straight like they should be again, masterroxxor luked at NMM. "to ponyville"

"revunge?"

"REVUNGE"

"very well masterroxxor u go I will handle the boring government stuff and go be in the kitchun wher I good mare shud be"

"EXCULLANT"