• Published 26th Jan 2013
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Got wood? - Shadowstalker



Fluttershy helping out some Timberwolves relieve stress.

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... she told them.... why would she do that.... i was expecting little wooden wolf-pony babies not her telling her friends

2031303 Later. That will be later.

2031316
Eee! I hope they're cute. :pinkiehappy:

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Is it a bad thing that I actually *did* do a little bounce and squeal at the mental image, IRL? :ajbemused:

UPDATE! A friend of mine and I were discussing the concept of the li'l wooden wolf-ponies, and have concluded that they will be adoorable (but only if they get stick in a planing machine).

*gets hit in the head for the pun*

Seriously, if I could draw, I would so be working on fanart for this right now. ^^() I've got these mental images of the li'l pony-pups, and they're so cute! Especially if they can do the whole "recombining after a crash" sorta thing, and one of them tries to take unexpected flying lessons from RD.

2031400 No, I and still am grinning like an idiot.:pinkiehappy:

wen't

"Of coarse."

A thought going through her and her five other friends.

'What would it be like?'

four friends. Fluttershy knows for sure.
Aaaand ermehgerd my sides.!

2031303that sounds adorable

.....make them ALL do it. NOW!:flutterrage:

2031455 I can't. I'm reading clop at the moment. After I finish the chapter I will start on the others.

2031469 :ajsleepy:fine. but I want to see them all try the timberwolf thing eventually.:twilightoops::trollestia::moustache:

2031484 Good thing I just finished that chapter.:trollestia: Time to write!

OH HELLS TO THE YEAH, TIMBERWOLF/PONY ORGY!!! HA HA HA AHA HA!!!:pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

Huh, I was actually taken seriously. Awesome. :rainbowdetermined2:

Fluttershy's friends are wondering what it would be like? Even Applejack, after her ample contribution to the porcelan gods?! And now Fluttershy is going to have wood-foals?

2031743 Aplejack chapter will be a little more intense than the others.:pinkiecrazy: No gore though.

name of story is "Got wood?".
I have wood for sheep.
P.S. if you get this joke you win a cookie.

2032100 I Don't want your cookies! I have Granny Smith's and cheeses danish's! And I don't get it.

I must say, Aftermath was the best part of this whole thing.

Spike and his earmuffs, this has to be something.

(Joke) Alt Title: Fluttershy: Back 2 Tha Wood
Normally I'd tell Fluttershy to watch out of splinters, but I think her biggest concern is being feat- Too late.

2033477 Feat-what? I couldn't make that into a word. Feat-el? I give up...:facehoof:

2033495 I didn't see it! Was it really featured?

2033507
Yep, right alongside Boss Of Me, Tomorrow Never Knows, Harmonics, The Lavender Letters, Shut The Blinds, Becoming Whole and The Research Of Wing Spell Development And Mechanics... All the initial classics.

Original story, "Got wood?" Status: Awesome. 114 likes to 12 dislikes.
Follow up story, "Got Milk?" Status: Awful. 12 dislikes, no likes.

Time to write the Follow Up:pinkiehappy:

2028022 Not at all Bro..........Or peagasyster?

I read this outta curiosity. Fuck me with something hard and sand-papery, with no lube, sideways!

Comment posted by Shadowstalker deleted Jan 29th, 2013

2038838 Da Fuq!!?? I didn't want to know that, man!:raritydespair:

2038843 Don't worry. It had lube, it was smooth. (As far as the description goes.) And there was one big mindbuck adding to it. I'm about to start the Rainbow Dash chapter, after that, all that's left is Pinkie. Those poor wolves...:twilightoops:

2038855Meeeehhhhhhh..... do not want knowledge of this..:raritydespair:

2038966 I won't say another word about it. And besides, you read it.:trollestia:

2038996 And I could just delete it. Would it help?

2039000 do with it what you wish.

2039373 Ok. I'll leave it be.

2031316 well, more likely the canine thing didn't transfer, but it is amusing... Fluttershy wanted to be a tree, but her kids get to be half tree!

I’ve rarely ever read clop, and I never comment… but this… Why do I like this? :rainbowderp:

2163097
maybe you enjoy it?

Hmm... interesting how this story comes out only a few months after I have Rainbow buck a few timberwolves. good show by the way.:twilightsmile:

2032100 *Face palm* were surrounded by the bloody things.:facehoof:

*clop**clop**clop* This is actually really hot. definitely better than my scene with Rainbow Dash thanks for the improvement hope to see the rest soon.:twilightsmile:

How nice of Flutters for not keeping that to herself. :pinkiesmile:

And now Twilight's going to write a thesis on the subject.:twilightsmile:

2032100 classical trading conversation in Settlers of Cataan. BAMB.

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