Everyone knows that dragons eat ponies. Now Spike knows it too, and he's about to get very hungry. Maybe even hungry enough to eat Snails.
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1996753
I've never taste snails either, and I have no intention to change that
Glad you liked the story
1996765 Honestly you're not missing much. Escargot is pretty much just a base for buckloads of garlic and butter. that's all it tastes like. And they're like $20 a snail, I swear
I was kinda hoping for the opposite thing to happen at the end because no one likes Snips and Snails or have it turn into a Wile E. Coyote type slap stick fic where somehow Snails keeps on eluding Spike.
Delicious!
Here is is my list of the Mane6 in order of tastiness.
1. Pinkie Pie- Mostly likely excellent fat ratio and marbling.
2.Twilight-sedentary life style, but likely raised on high quality feed.
3. Rarity - ditto
4. Applejack- hmm.. probably too lean for my tastes but with a marinade.. could be good.
5. Rainbow Dash - Same as AJ.
6. Fluttershy- Probably would taste gamey.
The humor revolved around a dark concept, yet nothing actually violent happened in it, which was good. Snails didn't get eaten (I laughed when he avoided getting pounced on completely by accident), but there was plenty going on in Spike's head. That meant the dark tag was needed, but not for what every reader will be expecting. Nice use of it.
I'm glad that the mane six weren't too hard on Spike for thinking of eating them. Especially Dash, who never followed through on her threat, and even decided she somewhat approved of his taste in mares. Rarity was...eh, she should probably reconsider her priorities. Although I'm pretty pissed at Fluttershy for not realizing something was wrong, and at Twilight for not giving any consideration for his dietary needs.
If they really want him to stop thinking of ponies as food, it wouldn't be hard at all to condition him. All they have to do is have sex with him. Should be fun!
great story!!!!
What Swashbucklist said. Very, very funny. It even makes sense that Twilight wouldn't have thought to deal with it, since she's kinda scatterbrained about that kind of stuff. (Remember his birthday?) I was really expecting something to come of him staring at Pinkie's flank in the beginning, and yet am not at all disappointed that nothing did!
Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!
Oh jesus, this was top quality comedy
and slightly arousing...
I have issues
write more stories that involve ponies getting eaten, please
3564171
Oh man, I have so many stories to write. Dunno if any of them involve ponies getting eaten, but with my track record all of them will probably involve something getting eaten
3565734 yes
do it
My personal fanon is that Spike can and does eat Pony-meat, although it is very expensive.
Basically, when you have an archangel or three around who can drop a few hints about EXACTLY how little one's mortal remains mean after one is dead and Pony manually operate so much of Nature anyway... well, murder is bad, eating your own species has health risks, but beyond that? All the really high-class Griffon restaurants in Canterlot have hospitals and old-folk's homes on their lists of suppliers, with most of the bits ending up getting added to the estates of the deceased. All very carefully regulated despite there averaging about one case of a elderly pony being hurried to their death for the bits (usually by they themselves) per decade in all of Equestria...
5870982
My fanon is that griffons can legally cook and eat ponies if that pony voluntarily surrenders themselves to the cook after proving to the authorities that they are in their right minds, are not under some kind of magical compulsion, and signs a document verifying that they really want to end it all in a griffon oven or on a spit. After that, the pony is just meat on the hoof for the griffons' use and no one in the Equestrian government can do anything about it. Just extend that concept to the dragons.
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I could see people going with that but it is against my beliefs on suicide, and thus against my fanon of Celestia and Luna.