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This sums it up for me:

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Laughing so hard. Thanks :twilightsmile:

As my economics teacher would say. Scientific advances can lead to the consumption of goods, in this case an increase in the consumption of books. :pinkiehappy:

Cute! :twilightsmile:
Liked and faved!

Addendum: Watch as Twilight catches Celestia eating all those friendship reports! :trollestia: :rainbowlaugh:

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Thanks :twilightsmile:

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Heh, consumption of books. Good one :rainbowlaugh:

Well, why not? If they're willing to eat hay, why not books? Also, I totally read the one CMC comment as: "Yeah, suppository," her two friends chimed in. :derpyderp2:

So does the "Unspeakable Oatmeal" book's language mean Pinkie is Pennsylvania Dutch? Her family did seem a bit Amish! :pinkiehappy:

She's from 'round my parts then!

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*looks up suppository in dictionary* :derpyderp1: Well, that was not the intended reading :twilightblush:

And that's a good question. She did play the chancellor in the Hearth's Warming play too, so there's probably some Dutch/German in her

well shit. that was the single most random piece of work i have ever read.

funny as hell though.

I have no idea what I just read....but it is hilarious!
Wonder what Discord would say if he got hold of Twilight's new cookbook?

Wait... could they actually eat paper? I mean, horses can digest cellulose, right? Isn't that basically the stuff paper is made out of? :rainbowderp:

I am pretty sure ink would be toxic to ingest. Than again... Squid's ink is edible.

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If they can eat wood then yes. It would be easier because their wouldn't be any pointy dangerous to your insides parts.

Wow and I though I had random Ideas when I wrote don't call Princess Celestia fat, but this this was brillant XD :pinkiehappy::heart:

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Thanks :twilightsmile:

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Who knows, maybe it was Discord's plan all along :trollestia:

Why not? Specially flavored breakfast newspapers would make a lot of sense.

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Eat the pages after you've read them? Yeah, that does seem like a neat idea :twilightsmile:

Well, out of all the Pony Verbs a Noun stories I have ever read, that has got to one of the most random.

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I am also, in typical fashion, compelled to note that it seems reasonably plausible ponies would be able to digest paper, given they eat plants, or at least digest to a far better degree than humans.

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What sort of fandom have we created when Pony Verbs a Noun has become an actual genera...?

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I can only take that as a compliment :yay:

You mean to say other fandoms don't have their own silly X Verbs a Noun stories?

The ink and glue might be a greater issue than the paper, but for all we know ponies use special edible ink and glue.

While the story was good, the book lover in me wants to hurt you. Luckily the Brony in me is holding him back.
Quickly! Take this moustache:moustache: and Run! While you still have the chance! I don't know how long I'll be able to hold him back!

What the fuck did I just read and why am I hungry?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Let's see... Earth Abides? No, that's an antique. Ramses the Damned? Heh, no, I like that one. How about Quantum Living: Life in the Age of Aquarius? Alright, I'm gonna try eating a page of new-age wordvomit. Wish me luck.

Out of all the things I've seen on the internet...
THIS

2601888 :rainbowkiss: Good luck tell us how it goes XD

:rainbowlaugh: You had me hooked with the title! I guess you could say *puts on sunglasses* she was hungry for knowledge!

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Maybe an encyclopedia quesadilla could be one of her recipes.

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The next area for biblio-cullinary experimentation: does subject matter influence flavour?

I do know that I find some reading material unpalatable. :trollestia:

A studious, determined and smart mare, with immense magical power, backed up by being the Element of magic, as well as years of personnel tutoring from Celestia herself since fillyhood...

And one of her most proud moments is learning how to eat books.

Residual chaos magic in the area? Is it like radiation, and now ponies are going to do strange things for the next milleniums?

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If it did I think some would be horrible. The Twilight series for example, would be very bland. Autobiographies would vary from person to person. Huckleberry Finn would probably taste like huckleberries.

This story went very different from how I thought it would go. I guess Twilight is going to be a magical chef. :twilightsmile:

And somewhere out there, someone is putting this fic's ideas into practice.:rainbowkiss:

Twilight should of diced some apples into the porridge and added some cinnamon with a pinch of salt...
What? It's just practical. Common sense really. :twilightoops:

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Not like I tried it or anything! :unsuresweetie:

*Scroll, scroll, scroll...*
"Twilight Eats a Book"
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*Click*
*Read...*
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YES.
WHAT DID I JUST READ!?
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wow.:twilightblush:

Great, now I'm hungry.

Books contain glue.
Glue is made from horses.
Cannibals!

2603223or she could habe ditched the porridge and made a papier quiche lorraine :twilightsheepish:yum:twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish:

2601888 Well, that tasted almost exactly like chopped up paper covered in Greek dressing, olives, and feta cheese.

Oh my, that was quite a fun read. It makes total sense that the kids would be the first to try Twilight's groundbreaking cuisine. :pinkiehappy: I bet it would be very popular among goats.

Breaking News from twenty years in the future! Book foods are the leading cause of death in ponies nation wide. Writing ink poisoning found to be the cause of death in avid book munchers. :twilightoops:

Yeah, that was an awesome story. :rainbowwild:

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This guy right here, killed me with those pictures. AREST HIM!

I love this. Have some internet Earthworm Jim Cows. Well Done.

Well, that was certainly, uh. A thing I read. :rainbowhuh:

You caught my interest with the title.

I think this'n goes in my read later.

You should make this into a series or something XD

Twilight Sparkle's Culinary Adventure! lol

...I wonder, how bad could a book be if seasoned properly?

After this, Twilight continued her career in Book Cooking and opened up a fancy restaurant inside of Canterlot. Celestia was delighted by the gourmet and offered her the gift of being an alicorn. :trollestia:

dafuq did I just read

As absurd as the concept was the story was well written and it is funny. You did a great job with such an outlandish idea.

p.s. I just printed this out to see what it would taste like and it needed a bit more spice :moustache:

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Pun: Twilight's been cooking the books. Way to commit financial frauds.

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That gives me some ideas for other titles for Twilight's book:

The Book Cook Cookbook
The Cookbook for Book Cooks
Cooking the Books with the Book Cook
The Book Cook Cooks the Books

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TWILIGHT I WILL OPEN UP YOUR FLOOR AND EAT YOU FOR YOU CRIMES AGAINST LITERATURE!!!!! :twilightangry2:
just kidding, I loved it!:pinkiehappy:

It took everything I had not to burst out laughing while reading this in the middle of the night. This will definitely rank amongst the zaniest stories that I've ever read. Though now I'm left with the same problem as a couple of other people and that's a strange craving for some of the dishes Twilight served up. :pinkiehappy:

Why is one of the books German?

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