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When a human gets transported into Equestria by unknown means, the love of his life is brutally murdered and he begins working under Twilight Sparkle. Soon he discovered his ability of magic and begins developing this to hopefully find a way home. A first-person story that involves a lot of ice-cream and other random things that I feel like throwing in.

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(Joke) Alt. Title: What Happens When You Want A Klondike Bar Whilst Writing Fanfics

1914816 Murder my entire family.

1915007 They are that delicious.

1918137 My thought process while writing this.

You bastard, teasing diabetics, with frozen delectables. MOAR :flutterrage:

1920583 I feel sorry for any diabetics out there. If I was one, I would have committed suicide a long time ago.

I have never had a Klondike bar, only choc ice's. Which are the same thing, right ?:applejackunsure:

1921070 No, those are rectangular, Klondike bars are square. Trust me when I say the shape of things make BIG difference.

I'll have to take your word for it. They aren't sold in England :fluttercry:

1921099 Haha! Score one for 'Murica.

We invented Dr. Who. So therefore unwittingly created Dr. Whooves. Your welcome:rainbowdetermined2:

1921119 I don't watch Doctor Who. :ajbemused:

Well, if not for both of them, I'd have a limited imagination and I'd never of found Derpy, which led me to Luna, which led me to awesomeness. I owe my thanks to Russel T. Davis. Sorta. I confuse my self :rainbowwild: words

1921277 I think your train of thought has been derailed.

1921283
It's a hover train, it has no wheels or rails :pinkiecrazy:

1921307 THEN IT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED. IDUNNO.

:pinkiegasp: BEST. IDEA. EVER. We should totally write a colab story :pinkiehappy:

:pinkiegasp: BEST. IDEA. EVER. We should totally write a colab story :pinkiehappy:

I'm going to eat these motherfucking pancakes

I couldn't have said it better myself :pinkiehappy:

1965430 The pancakes were having sex with his mother, so he had to get revenge.

1965445
Who doesn't know that, god. Anyho, when we gonna write this colab?? :unsuresweetie:

1965666 Lol Idunno. Whenever you can get on Skype just call me.

K. Bro (Shoot me just for saying that) :twilightoops:

1981544
*Epic Death Scene* I have an idea for our story, bleurgh :raritycry: :raritydespair: the horror X_X

1981554 Prerequisites: Clop, mutilation, clop, futa, clop, multi-penis ponies.

I think he needs to teach twilight what "fuck" means......(both definitions)....or he could teach the pancakes;)

How do you... "make love" to a Klondike Bar, I mean where do you... You know what forget it. I'mma just keep reading till all of the deepest, darkest, most twisted and diabolical ideas that spawn from the randomness that is your brain consume my mind.:pinkiecrazy:

Needs more combustion spells, wet dreams involving Shelly (R.I.P.) and more devouring/mutilating of FOOD.

2000795 All of those ideas shall be implemented. I love it when people are as sick and twisted as me. :trollestia:

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