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Haha cadence is on the scene. But will twilight show up?
shitstorm in........T minus 10 and counting
p.s. sex trolling 101 courtesy of Nightmare moon
your a HS senior too cool my graduation is in 2 days
Awesoem chapter! =3 Lookign forward to the next!
So... no reaction to the spooky glowing blue snake-like thing sneaking away? Although I suppose at this point, he probably just shrugged and wrote it off as more weird-ass pony magic. Although, when he finally does put two and two together, it's gonna creep the buck out of him; as it would for any sane man, having something taking up residence... down there like some sort of tapeworm parasite thing? Nnngh! Givin' me the willies just thinking about it.
And, what's up with the few stallions that haven't vanished? Namely Fancy Pants and Shining Armor. Can they no longer get it up? Are they "sexed out" having lost all their testosterone and have no more will to rut their wives? Shoot, if that's the case the mares are gonna LOVE Earth because we got testosterone in a pill the stallions can take.
My Little Pills: Pharmaceuticals is Magic!
I have all your chapters, kudos
Dude is bieng a royal pain in the asshahahaha
Wow, you're young to be a porno writer...but then again, this IS the internet.
"Yeah, I'm 18"
Ahhh, even with the mistakes there and there it's still the high quality, porno filled comedy, I wish there would be more stories like this... or more chapters! :D
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Actually my advisor gives me the clop scenes, the humor and just about everything else is mine.
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2643461 Oh, okay.
can somepony tell me why i do not get a notice for when this updates in my faves? (i do have it faved)
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Why am I. Cursed to be another Daniel stuck in the shithole known as New Jersey... Love this story!
Why is everybody seem to forget about poor Flutershy? she should be be in the maybes if becoming his mate. Also, I bet Daniel must feel a little bad for leaving Rarity hanging, now that he has experience the bed with a mare, and is more than ok. Perhaps he can arrange for her, and Fluttershy to come to the castle to clean things up.
I bet he is still mad at Twilight, for what she do to him.
But yeah I hope to see Fluttershy again…uy you know who else will be interesting to appear? Photo Finish, she could want to experience the magic.
P.S: Did Blueblood will appear soon, to go all smoggy saying he has being bending a lot of mares? Only for Daniel counter saying that all he has, leave with a happy face?
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I've been to NJ, it's not that bad...well, to a tourist that is.
How is this guy able to stay healthy considering all he's doing is banging almost all day and he's not getting hardly any food? I mean, I'm assuming that he's eating something (besides the princesses), but given that we're Omnivores and that most people don't know what non-meat alternatives to consume so as to go vegetarian completely his health has to be declining, at least to some degree.
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That and literally thousands of willing single dudes who can't get a Human woman for one reason or another or simply have a thing for furry-girls.
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Details, details dude..., if I don't have him eating any food in a chapter just assume that he ate something. I don't want to write about three square meals in every chapter..., oh, and his night isn't exactly over yet. I left him looking at the mist (Nightmare Moon), so he's not gone to bed yet. You know, if you're that desperate for him to eat something then I'll put a little somthin' somthin' for him in chapter 13, but seriously asking someone to put detail about eating food to always keep his energy up...it's going to get boring after reading that over and over and over and over and over and over again, it'll be like me writing after every meal he ate he brushes his teeth. Have a little imagination about the minor details. "After I ate I brushed my teeth." Where did that pop out from? Okay, enough of my ranting about irrelevant stuff, basically if I skip day to day and I don't always write about him eating something, it's implied that he does consume something. Oh, and about him banging most of the day...., no..., maybe with all the clop combined in this chapter....hrmmm.. about an hour and fifteen minutes, compared to being awake at an average of fourteen hours. Okay, here I go on my rant again; he's not exactly rutting every mare in Equestria yet..., so if it makes you the least bit satisfied I'll write something to where i describe him having large food breaks (while on the job) to keep him fed and healthy. Also, one more thing, we as humans can live up to a week or a few days more than a week without food, however, without water we wouldn't make it past four days. A day without food isn't going to kill the average human.
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Oh, did I write that before? My bad, my memory sucks like a tornado going through a vacuum cleaner factory.
I kind of surprise neither of the princesses have got pregnant yet, with all the action they are receiving, or Fleur.
Must be Nightmare doing something.
And I hope this is the last time she will get inside Daniel. Seriously dude, someone inside your pennies eating all day long?…Its creepy, really, really, REALLY creepy, put him meeting Nightmare already and, please stop with her being inside him. It only give me the chills, I fell like he is having the god of the parasites in his member, and that is just creepy
Man, I Really think that next time Celestia goes all psyco bitch mode. Daniel sould fight back rlor something.
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Seeing as Blueblood was apparently the best they could do in terms of manliness before Daniel showed up... I'm guessing yeah, they are.
sex is 45% sanity in reality. In this fiction, I can't see where sanity fits the big and sexy picture
2647135 Dude I like where this is going but I think that as a whole you need to be more selective with mares. If you want it to be a massive harem then the plot will get hard to follow if you have twenty horny mares constantly needing to be sated. I am meh with the cadence scene and don't think she would cheat. You have to remember that there is a difference between forbidden or secret love and being a whore.
Where are the main 6? Did daniel just leave them in the dust XD
Don't be ridiculous, they've already shown that their psychology and instincts are both distinctly different from humans. Just because they are mammals and have clothes doesn't mean they are "just like humanity".
This story is just....
He rhymed!
Uh... What?
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She's telling him she'd like for him to meet her. Then, once Cadence gets off the train Celestia is introducing him to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXrBkil7YoM&feature=player_detailpage thought of this
WHOOOOOOO!!! JERSEY!
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evil, but entertaining
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I GET IT
5613698 i don't
is this Equestria just full of unhappily married people? because jeez can there not be just one married couple that is happy? Also why is cadence going to marry shining if the sex is bad? That's a shit idea any day of the week.
2849640 Yeah, whores get paid to have sex. Sluts and nymphomaniacs do it for free.
6170570 Uh, don't people getting paid for it be called prostitutes?
Picking up the pace to quickly end it, I felt her semen drip onto me as she reached her climax. Semen is male ejaculate you boob. You know...SPERM?!
Welp... For the first time since me being on this site, someone literally ‘accidentally’ cheated on their significant other. And all because she slipped, fell, and landed on his dick... Twice...
How does one end up slipping onto ones dick? I know NM had something to do with it, but in what universe can one accomplish that?
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Had me rolling.
whoops, looks like i tripped, and fucked my whole marriage up.