Anon is enjoying a cup of coffee and a great book in Twilight's library, but the arrival of a pegasus turns his life upside down.
It might also be a response to that, or it might not. (Not intended, but things click.)
Now with voiceover, thanks to No One and Nobody.
The face punch was so unexpected that it made me laugh.
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100% yes.
also a face punch is the perfect way to wake someone from the dead :P
Hmm, but there’s no such thing on Ficbook. That's weird
"Violence is not the answer. It's a question and the answer is yes."
~Sun Tzu, Art of War
Sequal? Anon causes an overpopulation problem
If violence was not the answer, you were not using enough of it.
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A Fimfiction exclusive?
I'll post it there a little later, too.
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Based and blessed.
Oh god this whole story was just a setup for a Dad joke.
I love it
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Actually, no. I read a harsh fanfic that included Derpy and it got me thinking. It made me wish that in this AU her eyes were okay and she was flying happily in the sky.
You as well. Your service to the overlords is appreciated.
A positive outlook is always a mood raiser :) I'm happy to see newer folks to the website have a brighter outlook on the future.
now I want a squeal were the apple family gets a surprise, their reaction to Anon punching their parents/son and his wife back from the dead would be funny,
The Magic of Violence ! *party poppers going off !*
Thank you for writing !
Say no more, I'm in.
Percussive maintenance can fix snything.
I detect this story was inspired by the following anime
The Wrong Way To Use Healing Magic
https://youtu.be/A7M_xjSpLnA?si=O76RTqwd4oL0cy39
you motherfucker I spat my drink
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"Imma deck you in the schnoz!"
-Sun Goku
Unrelated to this hilarious little story, but that cover art is GORGEOUS!
Who is the artist? Or is it an AI prompt?
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Thanks very much!
What sort of prompt did you put in to get this kind of image?
The more lifelike elements like Derpy's eyelashes and fluffy chest are really appealing.
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I actually just got lucky on the 6th or 7th time.
I added the source to the description.
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Thank you!
I'm new to AI and need to learn how to properly optimise prompts, so this is a huge help for me.
Loved this little story by the way, it was very funny.
This is stupid, literally hit Death until he left! You know how many rules that guy broke? Too many!
Man, I don’t think it’s that bad, I mean, it was really funny when the guy hit Ditzy who blew up his disease!
... Friend, do you remember what it is called that disease that gives you when there is no death in life?
Is there such a disease?
I can’t believe you forgot... It’s called Cancer asshole! The guy turned life into Cancer! It may not be today, or tomorrow, or the day after, but someday the uncontrolled growth of life will cause disasters in your DNA and end up becoming indescribable things...
... I’m going to go play the role of "Needed Employee" ... Damn, can’t trust the elderly...
"But you were dead!"
"I got better."
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The sounds in the distance can be heard from where Applejack is at. Taking time away from bucking trees, she went towards the direction of the noise. Happen to walk upon a path she was somberly familiar with.
On arriving to where the noise is being made, she found—
“ANON, WHAT IN THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY MOM AND DAD!?”
“AHAHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!!”
(meet_the_medic.mp4)
...
Pear?
START RUNNING!
I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE DEAD START RUNNING!
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Oh hey wuten!
Didn't know you had a fimfiction account
My Little Reviews and Feedback I did your review
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Thanks for the review
Your AI Review is Ready!
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Thanks!
That was pretty funny
No one asked for this, No One liked this... therefore, No One read it.
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I'm glad you enjoyed the story! I really loved how you voiced it, especially the sound effects — they truly added atmosphere and enhanced the experience. It was great to hear how you and your sister put so much effort and heart into this