Snips and Snails
And puppy-dogs' tails
Everpony in Snow Castle thinks Blackberry is part-troll because he is so naughty, and so Clever Clover sends him away, forever. After talking with his naughty friend, Jealous Jasmine, and his good friend, Light Heart, he finds out what he is made of.
The setting is G2, but the fic is heavily FiM-inspired. The G2 setting in the comics is whimsical and silly - think a rainbow having a sleepover with a unicorn.
Short & Sweet at 2K words.
While written as a children's story, it is readable for all ages. There is some candy horror/drama if you read between the lines. There is also a little humour, but I ran out of genre tags.
Written in simple English and in first person.
Special:
Written in poor taste about recent events. Goodbye, pony friends! 
Info:
Image from Baby Dew and Baby Tickle Heart clean the house, from Lavender Lagoon. Check out this resource if you want to find out more about G2! http://www.lavenderlagoon.com/comics.html
wait omg this is about the forum??? lmao, I love that
also, nice prose!
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hey there :D yup. Cheeky references throughout, especially the goodbyes.
and thanks! glad you liked the children's book style. I have a thing for candy-horror/drama.
Why did you name this story after a song from the Sonic the Hedgehog games?
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omg there is a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScvxT0RItYE
I don't care what you're thinking
As you turn to me
'Cause what I have in my two hands
Is enough to set me free (set me free)
I could fight the feeling
To resist it over time
But when it's just too much to take
You sneak up from behind
Kinda fits for Blackie - he's pretty aggressive and hopeful too
But, yeah, while I played a lil bit of Sonic in the 80s, I had no idea about this fun lil song when I wrote it. Thanks for pointing it out though!